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Miranda Kerr

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Miranda Kerr attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Miranda looks really, really charming in this beauty of a gown. It went down the runway in February, so clearly it wasn't borne of the theme, and I don't even know how to argue that it applies except for MAYBE that it has a large skirt. There is nothing avant-garde about it; this is sweetness in dress form.

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Miranda Kerr attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Now, if the optical illusion had been REAL and it came with a giant white puffball oozing from the back, then we could talk. But that's just Janelle Monae exiting the scene.

Zoe Kravitz

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Zoe Kravitz attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images For Entertainment Weekly)

This doesn't really scream Oscar to me. Not that it HAS to...  but, it's a dramatic eruption for sure, and given the theme (and the fact that I THINK this was custom?), I understand where they were going with it. But the fabric is unforgiving of imprecise work, and I think we're seeing the effects of that in the way it creases on her body. I don't know. I look at it and think, "I'm probably supposed to love this, but I can't commit."

Zoe Kravitz

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Zoe Kravitz attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Maybe it's because from the back, it looks like she's a Disney princess slowly getting undressed.

Daisy Ridley

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Daisy Ridley attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

This is custom, but using a pattern that appeared in their runway show. It's quite tantalizing when it's laid out just-so on the stairs, but the poof in the front feels a bit like the lazy person's attempt at volume.

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Daisy Ridley attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

And from the front, the high-low and all the seaming don't play that well together. It looks almost childish, with the empire waist and tank bodice. If you're going CUSTOM for this event, I think it needs to have more imagination, or immaculate work, and this has neither. WAY HARSH, TAI, perhaps, but that's how I feel.

Yes, There Were Some Oscar de la Renta Dresses at the Met Gala
And at least one of them is lovely.

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