Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs

I CHORTLED. This is HILARIOUS. She looks like a mouth whose lip injections backfired spectacularly. (Behold the shoes she wisely didn't wear.) She and Tracee Ellis Ross are some of the most exuberantly wacky dressers we have, and both are Karla Welch clients. Peas in a pod. Get those women in a movie together.

Aldis Hodge

Yes indeed, sir, you are perfection.

Nava Mau

Perfect. What a dream, to look like that in a dress.

Eiza Gonzalez

This has stunning movement to it. Maybe it's a hair low on her? But just a hair.

Scout Willis

I'm sure it was a tough night for the Willis ladies, who all came out to support their mom in what they hoped would be a victory lap. I'm really having pangs for Demi! No shade to Mikey, though. Anyway, Scout picked a great color, and actually I could see this on her mother too.

Abby Champion and Patrick Schwarzenegger

I want someone to slick back his forelocks.

Uzo Aduba

Oooh, I had high hopes for this, but the bodice looks like she shoved it in a backpack for two days before putting it on.

Molly Gordon in Carolina Herrera

Herrera is always reliable.

Brianne Howey

I actually like this, and don't mind the gloves.

Natalie Morales

And we have the inverse color scheme.

Jean Smart and Joe Pacheco

I approve, Jean. I know you were waiting to hear.

Juno Temple

Speaking of dresses that look like they were packed in a tiny little ball.

Iris Apatow in Gucci

She looks so much like her mother, Leslie Mann. And like several other dresses this weekend, I would have guessed this was Prada, but it isn't.

Dylan Mulvaney

She looks like a stick of sugar candy you'd buy at the state fair. This is not a bad thing.

Helena Christensen

A little pinchy, but it'll do!

Haim

I assume this is all Louis Vuitton, because it always is, and because that hem resembles the shape of Stacy Martin's from the telecast. I almost never like Danielle "Right" Haim's stuff the bets, but I think hers is my favorite here in a close race with Este "Middle" Haim. I guess a shorter way to write is: Alana "Left" Haim's is meh

Catherine O'Hara in Gabriela Hearst

I love when she deviates from black.

Rachel Brosnahan in Carolina Herrera

I JUST said Herrera is very reliable, but this silhouette is very dated for me.

Danielle Brooks

The design is... fine... but the color is delightful on her. She's glowing, and the shoes are so sexy with it.

Victoria Monet

I don't know if we're seeing areola, or a nipple patch, or what, but SOMETHING is sticking up over that cup on our left and it's weirdly distracting.

Ice Spice

This is something Donna Martin would have designed in the 90s. That is not a compliment.

Jenna Ortega in 2004 Donna Karan

I love that they dug into the Donna Karan archives, but I am not enamored of what they pulled out of it. The paler material is killing it for me, I think?

Victoria Justice

This makes me want to open a textbook and go to town.

Alphonse Nicholson

That's fantastic, sir.

Hannah Einbinder in LV

The bubonic plague coming back would be SO on-brand for 2025.

Olivia Munn

Feels a little last-minute, no?

Britt Lower

Excellent, and I wonder how many people came up to her begging to talk about Severance.

Ellie Goulding

Some Disney princess designs did not make it onto the big screen.

Christina Hendricks

She is WORKING that hourglass.

Rita Ora in Prada

She looks really good, even if I don't fully understand the giant button-looking blobs on her hips.

Poorna Jagannathan

I want more for this fabric.

Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Rogen

Seth kept it pretty tame this time, which left room for Lauren to get KOOKY, and she delivered.

Colton Haynes

I decided this is a tribute to Pope Francis.

Christina Ricci

I just realized this is a little bit sheer, but I didn't notice because there's s much else going on. Which probably means it's the right kind of sheer.

Aryna Sabalenka

ARYNA, GIRL. HOW I LAUGHED. Those sunglasses are the opposite of making her hotter.

Megan Mullally

This hits the right note for, "My husband did the voice-over all night and I just want to tell him he was great and eat the head off some chocolate Oscars." (I think those are at the Governors Ball actually, but maybe Nick swiped her one.)

Mark Indelicato in 1994 Moschino

This is a tangle of treble clefs, right? How cool. And finding out it's vintage Moschino makes a lot of sense.

Drew Starkey

I love a classic pin-stripe.

Debbie Harry

I love that she comes to these.

Rob France and Tan France

That is superb on Tan. Just really beautiful.

Regé-Jean Page

Speaking of beautiful.

Oscar Parties: The Rest and the Brightest

And that is LE WRAP.