BJ Novak and Mindy Kaling in Prabal Gurung

First: Mindy looks GREAT. Stellar. I feel like she's never looked better. This is amazing on her. Second: WE KNOW Y'ALL ARE JUST TROLLING US NOW.  Third: Whatever happened to that book these two were allegedly writing about their relationship, which has never come out? Did they have to give back the multi-million dollar advance? Just thinking about that gives me hives. Fourth: My theory used to be that BJ Novak takes advantage of the fact that Mindy was still really into him but she was pretending she wasn't, and I hope she's now boning someone really REALLY hot and truly DGAF anymore, and he is full of REGRET.

Bellamy Young in Stephane Rolland Couture

This dress feels like a salute to the Chrystler Building.

Gladys Knight

She looks good in this, and what you can't tell from this pic is that Gladys also has green streaks in her hair.

Angela Sarafyan

I LOVE this on her and haven't been able to get a credit on it. I hope she and Nicole Kidman got a moment together to talk about bows.

Olivia Wilde in Roberto Cavalli

Somewhere, Kate Hudson is SO MAD she didn't get to this first.

Elizabeth Banks in Ralph & Russo

We called this for Zendaya, and I have to admit I can see why this dress is FUN to wear, I'm not sure it's the best look Elizabeth Banks has ever sported. Part of that might because I find her Hitchcock Ice Blonde a little distracting?

Kelly Lynch

I feel like she is going to make a face when she sees what her bangs are doing right now.

Abigail Spencer in Oscar de la Renta

Quite dreamy. (I thought we'd see this on Keira Knightley, which I still think was a good guess.)

Nina Dobrev in Valentino

I love her, but I'm not sure this is that successful. The whole...boob-covering enterprise part of it is REAL CONFUSING.  Valentino is a GREAT get for Nina, but this look seems to have been altered on her from the runway look to be sexier, or something, and I think that was a mistake. There's not supposed to be this much skin showing.

Gabrielle Union in Prada

The silver band across the top ties in the back and hangs down a bit. It's pretty. This is really good.

Emma Roberts in Prada

This is pretty old-school diva. I like it.

Lais Ribeiro in Zuhair Murad

This feels a bit like Zuhair Murad taking on bridesmaid gowns.

Jaime King in Oscar de la Renta

This is romantic. Her bangs, also, look GREAT.

Kathryn Hahn in Galvan London

I couldn't resist the haireography.

Patricia Clarkson in Christian Siriano

I BOW DOWN.

Zoe Lister Jones in Sally LaPointe

I also love this. SO SHINY SO PRETTY PUT IT IN MY HANDS.

Tracee Ellis Ross in Balmain

She is so glorious, but I wonder if the circular detail at the hip feels sort of superfluous? DISCUSS.

Hailee Baldwin in Versace

This seems about right, for her and from Versace.

Lily Aldridge in Versace

Sure! Fine! Whatever!

Sofia Vergara in Ralph & Russo

Gorgeous. The filmy cape is super on her.

Andrea Riseborough

It's official: She is Noted Kook Andrea Riseborough.

Megan Mullally

I am a thousand percent more on board with this than I am with more Will & Grace. (I Cougar Town it -- my phrase for when you addictively watch the first 30 seconds of something bad that comes on after a show you DVR -- and it makes my insides hurt.)

Halston Sage in J. Mendel

That's lovely on her. She's on The Orville and I CANNOT stomach a Seth MacFarlane joint, but that bums me out also because I like a lot of the people ON it, Halston included.

Joan Collins

THE HIGH PRIESTESS HERSELF.

The Oscars Post-Parties: So Many Metallics and Sequins

In which Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak continue trolling us all.