Anna Faris
Well, this dress checks a whole lot of boxes. It fits. It's sparkly. It fits! It's glamorous. AND IT FITS. It legit does not need a hoiking. It DOES need some extra jewelry -- just a LITTLE -- but in all I'm very pleased to see her looking so lovely, even if... suddenly that triangular thing on her chest looks a lot like Tony Stark's new jumbo superpowered chest implant (not a spoiler).
And then someone brought her a cap, and we dip into prop comedy. Here, she appears to be fulfilling the needs of all the people who think she is a dead ringer for Blonde Emma Stone.
Here, she is wondering if the Love Boat really WILL soon be making another run, and whether it needs a cruise director. (I vote we make her the new Doc.)
Here, she is scandalized by the suggestion that the Love Boat was just a giant Sex Yurt on water. (It's true, though. That's all it was. No judgment. Also, it was ALL attractive ladies being asked to fall in love/lust with dudes who were at best a 4 in both personality and looks, which is totally unfair.)
with Eugenio Derbez
I am not sure even Anna knows what she was feeling here. This looks like someone taking a photo with a cardboard cutout, and I can't decide which of them is the real human and which is the prop.
with Eva Longoria (in Alberta Ferretti)
Now we get the obligatory "OH HEY LOOK AT THE PREGNANT LADY'S LARGE BOOBS! HONK HONK!!" shot. Which by the way is totally NOT obligatory, so I would encourage everyone in the world not to act like it is, and maybe just not to do it, period, unless said pregnant lady has opened with, "Have you tried honking my boobs? DO IT."
And now, some ladies rubbing on each other, because I guess that's comedy gold?
And finally, EXTREME LAUGHTER. I am tired just looking at all of these, but hopefully the gamut of emotions is genuine and they're all enjoying themselves and not at all fatigued by all the mirth.