Marisa Tomei in Georges Hobeika

I...LOVE this. I thought it was possibly vintage -- it's not -- and it's FANTASTIC on her. It is separates -- and they turned the top backward, intentionally. Gorgeous.

Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg

This all seems EXACTLY as it should be. (I love them as a couple. It seems like this would be a whimsical home.)

Paris Jackson in Versace

Has she always so facially resembled Lady Miley of House Cyrus?

Anne Winters in T Skaff

This is VERY cool and also I feel like it made drunk people at this party feel very very dizzy.

Raven-Symone

This is a party in a suit.

Linda Cardellini

Is it crazy to want to chop this off where the lining ends, and make it a mini mini mini?

Yalitza Aparicio in Dolce & Gabbana

A lot of people wore D&G to the parties. I guess they're really back in the good books of Hollywood's stylists!!!!! I don't even know what to say anymore. 

Paz Vega in Georges Hobeika

Another entry in the Formal Business Lady Vibe sweepstakes. (I actually really like the cut of this dress, but I feel like the mid-calf, long-sleeve requires a careful shoe choice.)

Tamara Taylor

This is FUN.

AnnaLynne McCord

And this is gorgeous on her.

Leslie Grossman in Khoon Hooi

This could have so easily veered Bedspread, but...I really REALLY like it.

Lili Reinhart in Marc Jacobs

And this is ECCENTRIC but I love her for trying it and I might actually just love it period.

Lauren Ash

This pattern might feel a little muddy.

Hailee Steinfeld in Prada

Ah, yes, the noted Formal Fishnet Gown, well beloved of young women everywhere.

Reese Witherspoon in Dolce & Gabbana

Here's more D&G. Yep.

Kate Bosworth in Ralph & Russo

This is pleasantly glam.

Keegan-Michael Key and Elle Key

In case you needed more evidence of how K-M K is the greatest, please witness his support of his bride's footwear!

AJ Michalka

This is delicate and pretty and for a moment I thought her purse was a slice of cake.

Miss Jay Alexander

Miss J brought us TWO looks upon this eve. I think, ultimately, this is the more elegant choice.

Miss J Alexander

But I VERY much want to go to THIS party.

Kate Hudson in Vivienne Westwood

This is fine! More importantly, I miss Kate Hudson. Every time I go to Dry Bar, they're playing How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and it's always a pleasure.

Camila Mendes in Moschino

WHAT!!!!! This is OUTSTANDINGLY OVER THE TOP. This is such a bold choice and she's really...against all odds...TRULY, ALL of the odds...making this happen.

Hunter Schafer in Givenchy

I LOVE this. I think it's amazing.

Jonny Goood

This is also very good. We're in a very good section of this slideshow!

Alicia Silverstone in Christian Siriano

I mean, sure.

Laura Harrier in Louis Vuitton

IF ONLY THIS WERE WHOLLY STRIPED.

Shonda Rhimes in Dior

You look excellent, Shonda, and I appreciate your life's work so profoundly.

Kylie Jenner in Ralph & Russo

Real talk? I know she's not popular here, but I think she looks great in this. I also don't know why I classified this as a pattern but we're here now, y'all.

Sofia Vergara in D&G

Again.

Jasika Nicole

I know her from her role on The Good Doctor and y'all, she MADE THIS DRESS HERSELF. It's SO good.

Nikki Reed in Armani Prive

It's 2020. Will I ever be able to get Nikki Reed and Ashley Greene straight in my head?! (I wish this top was more robust.)

Janina Gavankar

This looks like the dress you'd see on the hostess of a party that went on to live in infamy.

Rowan Blanchard in Iris Van Herpen

This is both gorgeous AND the most subdued IvH I think I've ever seen in action.

Rachel Brosnahan in D&G

'kay.

Vivica A Fox in Pamella Roland

This is so glam!

Madelaine Petsch in Elie Saab

She wore two looks on Sunday night -- the second will come your way in the next post -- and this is the better one, I think, by far. The fabric really suits her.

Justin Mikita and Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Snazzy!

Garcelle Beauvais in Jovani

Here's a niche Housewives comment, but it feels right that one of the newest ones is wearing Jovani.

Natalie Dormer

This is really beautiful and romantic.

Ciara in Ralph & Russo

CIARA! THIS IS LINGERIE!!!!

Alexandra Raisman

Sure! (She also wore two gowns. I think the other one was better. OH, THE SUSPENSE. [It's in the next post.])

Abigail Spencer

She wears this 60s vibe very well.

Lady Victoria Hervey

Seems about right.

Lena Waithe in Rich Fresh

This is VERY cool.

Sophia Bush in Schiaparelli

This is also cool on her!

Zoe Lister Jones in Iris Van Herpen

Two Van Herpens in one slideshow! She looks cold and annoyed, but also glam and elegant.

Janet Mock in Oscar de la Renta

Speaking of glam!

Catherine O'Hara in Jeffrey Dodd

SPEAKING OF GREAT.

Megan Mullally

Honestly? This might be a personal best on her.

Kerry Washington in Zuhair Murad

I am VERY into this. Were I her stylist, I might have been tempted to split up these pieces -- the top with a voluminous black skirt, the skirt with a white top? -- but I'm very glad she went for it.

Georgie Flores in Georges Hobeika

THAT SHOE CHOICE! Thank you!

Riley Keough in Louis Vuitton

She's been cast to be in the adaptation of Daisy Jones and the Six and she is PERFECT CASTING.

Behold! The Patterns of the 2020 Oscars Afterparties

Many of them are QUITE bold. And some are also beautiful.