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# The Planet of the Apes Premieres Were All About That Pelvis
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-planet-of-the-apes-premieres-were-all-about-that-pelvis-07-2022/
- Published: 2022-07-28T17:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2022-07-28T23:00:43.000Z
- Description: Even HBC got in on it.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, classic movie premieres, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

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*The Planet of the Apes* remake is now officially old enough to order a cocktail at its own premiere party. Admittedly, I have never seen it; the only *Planet of the Apes* I have room for in my heart is [the Troy McClure musical extravapalooza](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Stop%5Fthe%5FPlanet%5Fof%5Fthe%5FApes.%5FI%5FWant%5Fto%5FGet%5FOff!?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), but regardless I thought we should dig back and see just how Aughts the 2001 premiere felt. The answer is: rather.

###### \[Photos: Alan Davidson, Ray Tang, Charles Sykes, Julian Makey, Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock, Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock, Evan Agostini, Gabe Palacio/ImageDirect, Frank Micelotta/Getty Images\]