The Politician Premiere

Ben Platt

The suit is actually pretty good, and doesn't look at all musty or borrowed. But we may need to rethink what I BELIEVE is a peachy satin blouse.

Zoey Deutch in Rodarte

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/Shutterstock (10425117bv) Zoey Deutch 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

This is both very very pretty, and reminiscent of an expensive chair cover at a wedding with a scandalous color palette.

Indya Moore

Full casual caftan is better than Indya's Emmy look already.

Gwyneth Paltrow in G Label

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10425500cv) Gwyneth Paltrow 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

Ditto, frankly. That's a charcoal bedsheet, but she put the right necklace and hair with it, and boom, it's all happening.

Lucy Boynton in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10425500bz) Lucy Boynton 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

This would be nicer to me without the mourning fluff around her neck. Also, lest ye be burned as I have been before by thinking she isn't leaning on the spider lashes...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/Shutterstock (10425117fe) Lucy Boynton 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

... SHE IS. It's such a weird signature, especially because she has a great face and beautiful eyes and doesn't need the weirdly distracting weaponized eyelashes.

January Jones in Rodarte

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10425500di) January Jones 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

This answers my curiosity about who would wear any Rodarte ripped from the look book (in which January starred, but in diffrent outfits). I assume she just finished dancing in a pirate revue at Treasure Island. I also assume no one told her right boob that the show ended.

Janet Mock

Yes, DEFINITELY build a gilded hula skirt on top of a pair of suit pants

Bette Midler

"I'm just going to let the shenanigans unfold around me tonight."

Julia Schlaepfer in Paolo Sebastian

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/Shutterstock (10425117eu) Julia Schlaepfer 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

Oh, girl, I think you're at t-minus ten before something blows.

Dylan McDermott

Wait, when did he become Sexy Inspector Clouseau?

Miriam Shor

Are those... moon booties?

Jessica Lange in Gabriela Hearst

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10425500bs) Jessica Lange 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

EXHALE EVERYONE. Jessica rememberd to pack her chicness.

Martina Navratilova

This was an unexpected delight**. Martina! You look super!

** someone in the comments pointed out that Martina is a noted transphobe, and there's debate in there about how accurate that label is for her based on what went down and how and with whom, so... do as I did not have time to and Google it if you want to take a stance.

Judith Light in Badgley Mischka

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10425500dc) Judith Light 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019

And here's the boss, giving the people what they want. BLESS her for a happy ending to the wild ride of this slideshow.