The Porter Party

Charlize Theron in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9919714dt) Charlize Theron Porter's 3rd Annual Incredible Women Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Oct 2018 WEARING GIAMBATTISTA VALLI

Jeez Louise, this is grim. It's an accomplishment to have found something SO ruffly and yet also so funereal.

Amber Heard in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9919945bh) Amber Heard Porter's 3rd Annual Incredible Women Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Oct 2018 PORTER'S Third Annual Incredible Women Gala WEARING SAINT LAURENT

I feel like her makeup may have photographed more exhuberantly than she intended, but overall: This is SO GOOD.

Gabrielle Union

SOMEONE spent a lot of this week looking at Meghan Markle's fashion archives! And who can blame her?

Ellen Pompeo

This is like a Sexy Marilla Cuthbert In Mourning costume from Yancy.

Claire Forlani

Did you know that Claire Forlani and Dougray Scott are still married? Now you do!

Miranda Kerr in Balenciaga

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9919906ap) Miranda Kerr Porter's 3rd Annual Incredible Women Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Oct 2018 WEARING BALENCIAGA SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9444474n

This is both on brand for her, and quite good.

Kate Beckinsale

SPEAKING OF ON BRAND.

Anna Kendrick in Ralph & Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9919714r) Anna Kendrick Porter's 3rd Annual Incredible Women Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Oct 2018 WEARING RALPH & RUSSO

This is pretty okay! Although she seems concerned about the wisdom of its slit.

Tiffany Haddish

Tiffany Haddish could spend the rest of the year showing up places in metallic suits, and I would be fine with that, to be honest.

Storm Reid in Emperio Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9919906af) Storm Reid Porter's 3rd Annual Incredible Women Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Oct 2018 WEARING EMPORIO ARMANI SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9433778cd

This is appealing! She's 15, and this seems about right for that. (Those feel like Starter Strappy Sandals to me.)

Annie Lennox

Carry on, madame.

Alice Eve in Carolina Herrera

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9920008b) Alice Eve Porter's 3rd Annual Incredible Women Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Oct 2018 WEARING CAROLINA HERRERA SAME OUTFIT AS Jenny Cipoletti

This is festive! Its underpinnings sort of confuse me, but what else is new?

Alison Brie in Brock Collection

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9919906ec) Alison Brie Porter's 3rd Annual Incredible Women Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Oct 2018 WEARING BROCK COLLECTION

This is appropriate for October in Australia, anyway! (But her hair looks really cute. I kind of want this haircut for myself.)

Minnie Driver

And I actually LOVE this. (And this reminds me that I need to set my DVR for this season of Speechless, which is A DELIGHT and I highly recommend it.)

Rebecca Gayheart

Round of applause for your gold shoes, Rebecca Gayheart. Round of applause.