Josh O'Connor

This is a good look on him! Is it wrong if I wish he'd leaned ALL the way in and just worn white shoes?

Maggie Gyllenhaal

She looks so doubtful here, but this is great. You look great, Maggie!

Tina Kunakey in Valentino

She's a French model, which makes sense, as she is modeling the hell out of this and looks absolutely amazing. Fun fact, she's married to Vincent Cassel. (He is, yes, considerably older than she is.)

Anja Rubik

Yes, yes. This is Cannes Red Carpet Model Business As Usual.

Izabel Goulart in custom Etro

As is this!

Melanie Laurent

She looks VERY cool in this.

Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

The Lees look quite sharp.

Mati Diop

To me, this is so much more chic than the Skintight Cut-Out Routine, although I appreciate that the Skintight Cut-Out Brigade has been waiting ages to get back to their routine.

Rebecca Marder and Sandrine Kiberlain

I both hate that belt and realize that belt sort of makes that dress. CONFLICT!

Virginie Efira and Clotilde Courau

Both of these looks are glam; Virginie, to me, feels like she's wearing what I wanted Maggie Gyllenhaal's opening ceremony dress to be.

Elodie Frege

I'm into this and also will take those shoes in a 6. THANK YOU.

Frederique Bel

Illusion netting has entered the chat.

Blanca Blanco

Feathers have entered the chat.

Hofit Golan

Hofit Golan has entered the chat. (She looks honestly fantastic in this, though.)

Elvira Jain

This is like a beautiful pink cloud; it is gorgeous.

Zita Hanrot

"Okay, but it has POCKETS!"

Elena Lenina

Insert your own "hair-raising" pun here.

Today's Dispatch From Cannes Brings Dramatic Capes, a Great Suit, and VERY Big Hair

Also a trip, as you might imagine, to Leg City, and a fictional prince.