John Travolta and Fred Durst
I'm fairly sure this is the final image I will see before I die.
'Fred Durst, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta
It's nice of Kirstie to come out and support her fellow Scientologist, and I'm just going to say that although Travolta claims he still has a FULL HEAD OF HAIR and he just shaves it because he likes Pitbull -- whatever gets you through the night, my dude -- he looks great bald and he should never go back to Toupee Land. You're still handsome, John! There are many Hot Baldies in this world!
Michael Bolton
This is a man who has his own spray-tan machine at home, I'm telling you that much.
Gabriela Lopez
This is stressing me out.
Jason Dohring
Dohring's facial hair makes him look like he's considering tying someone to the train tracks.
Devon Sawa
Meanwhile, Devon Sawa looks like a really handsome actor who's been cast to play a professor in a Lifetime movie, and they just stick some glasses on him and hope for the best.