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# The Recent Fabs and Fehs of Princess Charlene
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-recent-fabs-and-fehs-of-princess-charlene/
- Published: 2012-07-05T20:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-06T22:18:35.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Louis Vuitton New Boutique Opening, July 3

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/147813163.jpg)

This has a lot going on, but overall I kind of love it. I love me some navy and black, and you all know how I feel about sequins (PRO).

## Christian Dior, July 2

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/147717911.jpg)

This, on the other hand, fits right in with her apparently very serious vow of neutrality. Her wardrobe is the sartorial version of Switzerland. This is flattering, though.

## Monaco Red Cross "Pique-Nique," June 30

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/147458843.jpg)

I don't mind this. She never looks particularly polished to me -- because her \[ALLEGED\] misery takes up a lot of her time, I assume -- but if someone showed up at your house wearing this, you'd give her a perfunctory, "that's cute."

## Monaco Red Cross "Pique-Nique"

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/147458689.jpg)

\[CLENCHED TEETH\] "Shut up. We're SO HAPPY."

## Inaugurating New Market Hall, sometime in June. I don't know.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/146392648.jpg)

This is aggressively fine. She needs something to give her more of a waist, perhaps? I too suffer from No Waist Syndrome, though, so my sympathies on this occasion are vast and endless, like the sea.

## Inaugurating New Market Hall

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/146392645.jpg)

"I need a drink to get through this. And by 'this,' I mean everything."

## 52nd Monte Carlo TV Festival, June 13th

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/146312803.jpg)

I enjoy that Albert, at least, is all, "THIS IS AWESOME. JOAN COLLINS. AWESOME." Joan, too, looks delighted (and awesome, of course). I think Charlene is just musing, "Joan Collins would know how to wriggle out of an arranged and miserable royal marriage with elan -- and without having to give up any cash. How do I get her away from Albert to pick her brain? HOW?" I am thinking, "thank you for wearing color, Charlene. Also, I suggest blackmail."

## 30th International Swimming Competition Gala Dinner, June 10

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/146132441.jpg)

This looks like the black version of the dress we just saw, and I think it may in fact be the same dress. I might like it better in black -- the blue is bridesmaidal, right? But girlfriend desperately needs some jewels. the very least, she needs to be wearing something she can pawn for cash if she decides to make a run for it in the middle of the event, with only the clothes on her back.

## Monaco F1 Grand Prix, May 27

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/145351831.jpg)

This actually has little cars on it, which is REALLY on the nose, but still cute. The girl could do with a little whimsy in her wardrobe, so I approve.

## Monaco F1 Grand Prix

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/145343833.jpg)

I also think that these sunglasses, plus having her hair back like that, plus the red lipstick, is possibly the chicest she has ever looked. Even if she is wearing a bowtie made of headphones.

## Amber Lounge Fashion Monaco, May 25

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/145288971.jpg)

She looks happy because his pants are so horrible.

## Amber Lounge Fashion Monaco

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/145288879.jpg)

The side-eye says it all.

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