Louis Vuitton New Boutique Opening, July 3
This has a lot going on, but overall I kind of love it. I love me some navy and black, and you all know how I feel about sequins (PRO).
Christian Dior, July 2
This, on the other hand, fits right in with her apparently very serious vow of neutrality. Her wardrobe is the sartorial version of Switzerland. This is flattering, though.
Monaco Red Cross "Pique-Nique," June 30
I don't mind this. She never looks particularly polished to me -- because her [ALLEGED] misery takes up a lot of her time, I assume -- but if someone showed up at your house wearing this, you'd give her a perfunctory, "that's cute."
Monaco Red Cross "Pique-Nique"
[CLENCHED TEETH] "Shut up. We're SO HAPPY."
Inaugurating New Market Hall, sometime in June. I don't know.
This is aggressively fine. She needs something to give her more of a waist, perhaps? I too suffer from No Waist Syndrome, though, so my sympathies on this occasion are vast and endless, like the sea.
Inaugurating New Market Hall
"I need a drink to get through this. And by 'this,' I mean everything."
52nd Monte Carlo TV Festival, June 13th
I enjoy that Albert, at least, is all, "THIS IS AWESOME. JOAN COLLINS. AWESOME." Joan, too, looks delighted (and awesome, of course). I think Charlene is just musing, "Joan Collins would know how to wriggle out of an arranged and miserable royal marriage with elan -- and without having to give up any cash. How do I get her away from Albert to pick her brain? HOW?" I am thinking, "thank you for wearing color, Charlene. Also, I suggest blackmail."
30th International Swimming Competition Gala Dinner, June 10
This looks like the black version of the dress we just saw, and I think it may in fact be the same dress. I might like it better in black -- the blue is bridesmaidal, right? But girlfriend desperately needs some jewels. the very least, she needs to be wearing something she can pawn for cash if she decides to make a run for it in the middle of the event, with only the clothes on her back.
Monaco F1 Grand Prix, May 27
This actually has little cars on it, which is REALLY on the nose, but still cute. The girl could do with a little whimsy in her wardrobe, so I approve.
Monaco F1 Grand Prix
I also think that these sunglasses, plus having her hair back like that, plus the red lipstick, is possibly the chicest she has ever looked. Even if she is wearing a bowtie made of headphones.
Amber Lounge Fashion Monaco, May 25
She looks happy because his pants are so horrible.
Amber Lounge Fashion Monaco
The side-eye says it all.