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# The Recent Fugs and Fabs of Natalie Portman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-recent-fugs-and-fabs-of-natalie-portman/
- Published: 2014-06-24T16:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2014-06-23T20:19:27.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Natalie Portman in Dior

![Natalie-Portman-Shanghai (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ffn_portman_natalie_img_061914_51455177.xml)

I kind of like this -- it's sort of like if a tennis dress had a baby with an old-timey nursing uniform, but not in a bad way -- but how boring is the styling? SNORE.

## The 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Photo Call

![Natalie-Portman-Shanghai (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/natalie-portman-ffn_ichina_portman_pc_062214_51458477.xml)

I continue to snore.

## Natalie Portman in Dior

![Natalie-Portman-Shanghai (3)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/natalie-portman-ffn_ichina_portman_closingc_062214_51458443.xml)

And this is just flat-out unflattering. It screams, "DON'T LOOK AT MY LOWER HALF." If I hadn't just seen snaps of her going to the airport looking completely unsuspicious, I totally would have blown the Bugle of the Uterine Secret. I think the real secret, though, is how Dior keeps doing people so very wrong.

[The Recent Fugs and Fabs of Natalie PortmanI was JUST wondering where Natalie Portman had gotten off to -- professionally, I mean. Literally, I know that she's living in Paris. What a terrible trial her life must be -- and here she pops up again. She's got four movies coming out over the next two years, so I suppose she'd also gotten off to, you know, work. Let's see if her Dior is doing right by her. (Spoiler: No.) \[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ffn_portman_natalie_img_061914_51455177.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-recent-fugs-and-fabs-of-natalie-portman-06-2014/)