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Reese Witherspoon

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"I'm DELIGHTED to have arrived at the valet in this cute patterned dress and good sunglasses!" I, on the other hand, will be delighted if someone can tell me what lipstick she is wearing.

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These shorts are sadly doing her no favors. They are like the Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions of shorts: Plotting against you because they've always wanted to bang Ryan Phillipe.

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Our photo service informed us at this point that Reese is reading Judge Judy's new book, which is a sentence that actually secretly delights me. I kind of want Reese to play a Tracy Flick-esque Bitchy Get-A-Grip Judge in a movie now. I also feel like that flash of flesh was TOTALLY unintentional.

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I'm confused as to what kind of engineering magic has gone into that skirt, but overall I dig this whole thing. Do we think she has an assistant whose job it is to move all her shit from one bag to the other? I once spent a week carrying my (large) evening clutch everywhere just because I was too lazy to transfer my stuff back to my actual daytime handbag.

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I might have paired this with a slim black tank, but Reese has not ever called me to ask me what I think about her tops.

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I LOVE a well-cuffed jean jacket. Mine is so old that I think it qualifies for Social Security at this point, but the perfect jean jacket is precious and not to be thrown out. Carry that truth with you into the weekend, friends.

The Recent Fugs and (Mostly) Fabs of Reese Witherspoon
I'd argue that Reese Witherspoon's Walking Around Looking Cute While Running Errands brand is as well-planned as Taylor Swift's Walking Around Looking Well-Coiffed Post Gym parade. That's not necessarily a bad thing. [Photos: AKM/GSI]

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