The Annual Red Cross Charity Ceremony
This is the kind of classy and subtle coat I plan to rock when I'm 75 years old. When I am not rocking a caftan, of course.
The Annual Red Cross Charity Ceremony
I actually think this dress is gorgeous. I also think that when Princess Stephanie saw herself in this particular photo, she may have gone on a rage-filled killing spree, because she is better looking than that.
Monaco Against Autism gala
This looks unfinished.
The 25th anniversary of Ducasse's restaurant "Le Louis XV",
I can't even deal with this. She looks like a formal mime.
Monaco National Day 2012
On the other hand, this is very classy and tasteful, and I quite like it. You know my feelings on coats.
Monaco National Day 2012 - Gala Evening
But THIS is TERRIBLE and MUSTY and NO. Girl, you are never going to end up having a smoldering affair with Pierre Casiraghi behind you there, looking like that.
Monaco National Day 2012 - Gala Evening
In case you ever wondered what someone looked like while plotting an escape, here you go.