J.Lo in David Koma

"HOLA LOVERS. I am confused. I took one tiny thing from Alex's medicine cabinet that I am so sure was Tylenol, and my hair grew three feet. And NO ONE has scissors, so I am stuck with this Cherstyle that is longer than my skirt. I cannot sit without landing on it. I do not use the toilet, because the Lopez does not waste ANYTHING, but if I did I would be dipping my hair in it. This is UNACCEPTABLE. ALEX. FIND SOME NAIL CLIPPERS AND MEET ME BACKSTAGE NOW. I need this FIXED before I emerge from the vagina flowers."

"AHHH. Much better, lovers."

Sometimes, I sincerely wonder if Alex Rodriguez watches these shows and thinks, "What the fuck is even happening right now. Is that... a gigantic NuvaRing?"

Cardi B

Cardi also showed up to sing. I feel like she went from zero to SUPER PREGNANT in a really short amount of time. That's not a criticism or anything, by the way. Just that she hid it very well for a very long time and then once she popped it was like HELLO WORLD.

Karol G, Luis Fonsi, Paty Cantu

Suddenly I think I need to be watching the Latin Grammy.

Daveed Diggs

Here is some sheer joy to lighten your Friday.

Debra Messing

The rest of her outfit was a very simple LBD, but I had to show you the enormous earrings. DebMess is all in on gigantic accessories.

Mila Kunis

I love this. I want to wear this myself. That skirt is perfect.

Sophie Hunter and Bootaloons Caterwaul

She is so well-dressed, it hurts.

Ryan Reynolds

"Hi everyone. They lost my luggage. I bought all of this in the airport."

Carmen Aub

I'm not sure who this is -- it's another one from the Latin Grammys -- but I could not resist sharing her insanity with you.

Kate Nash

No, girl, you pull the rabbit OUT of the hat.

Claire Danes

Claire and Hugh Dancy are having another baby. Congrats, you kids.

Danielle Herrington

She is so lovely, but I will go to my grave not understanding the point of designing a lopsided dress. This is what happens when you mis-button a coat by ACCIDENT.

Naomi Campbell

All hail the May Queen.

Thalia

I look at this and think, "Celine will want one."

Danielle Brooks

She is awesome, and I just wish this had been tailored to make it a LITTLE less treacherous for her chest

Gabrielle Union in Gabriela Hearst

As a rule I don't like pink satin suits, but she's making as convincing an argument for them as possible.

Felicity Jones

Felicity is still going through a basics period, but with the added spice of a sleeve. We have this blouse...

... and then these loops. The first outfit is an unusual silhouette, but I think I like it on her better. It has a bit more personality.

Gigi Hadid in Tommy Hilfiger

Gigi Hadid's partnership with Hilfiger must be successful for them, because he seems to love her, but... certainly absolutely no one else could wear this with a straight face, right?

Gigi (in Derek Lam) and Bella

However, this is the happiest I have EVER seen the collective Hadids. Mostly Bella. Her smile is ear-splitting. That never happens. AND they both look totally cute. Are those locusts I hear?

Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid (in vintage Dior)

Phew. No. They still look delighted (were we pre-gaming in the hotel suite, Bella?), but we're back to our regularly scheduled crazy. Bella is straight out of 1995, and I can TOTALLY see her navel; Gigi looks like she can't breathe. That's got to be Versace. (Ooh, it is, I just saw.)

Serena Williams (in Tom Ford) and Alexis Ohanian

I love that dress on Serena, but her makeup is a little wonky, right? It almost looks like she toyed with a lip injectible that went momentarily awry on her.

Vanessa Williams

This is FULL DIVA and I love it.

Emma Bunton

I assume Baby Spice is only here in body, as in mind she's planning what to wear to Harry and Meghan's wedding.

Jamie Foxx

These look like chambray scrubs.

Jodie Foster

She is a calming presence.

Tiffany Haddish in Rosa Cha

She's making that jumpsuit sing. 

Samuel L. Jackson

That is an interesting suit fabric. It's liquid-look, in a way we usually only see on dresses.

Cristin Milioti

It's not Coachella, and you are not a throw-pillow.

Kylie Minogue

She looks glorious and summery.

I wish I had it in me to look like this at all times, all summer long.

Mo Farah

I love Mo Farah. His smile makes me smile twice as large. When I was trying to improve my run time for taekwondo, I always tried to save some kick for my last lap, because it feels like that's how Mo always closes. WWMFD isn't such a bad way to live. PLEASE GOD don't let him turn out to be another doper. I choose faith.

The Weekly Red Carpet Cleanse

It's jam-packed with big names and HOLA LOVERS this week.