Julianne Moore
It was so thoughtful of Julianne's dress to extrude a long noodle that would make her shoes relevant.
Everyone may look hotter in sunglasses, but not in those boots. So they cancel each other.
Cate Blanchett
Cate carried that bag the other day, which makes me feel pleased. After that first re-wear, she's gone to a lot of new stuff, so I'm curious to see how many other archival pieces she'll pull out. Also, props to her for keeping her daughter's face away from the cameras.
Lea Seydoux in Louis Vuitton
That is custom, and I have to say, I rather like it on her and it's giving me SOME Emma Stone hope. I thought at first it might be too short, but when I back out and look at the garment itself, the proportions seem right. So I guess they could've gone shorter and just made it a jacket; longer might've ended up feeling frumpy somehow.
The Sev in Chanel
Her tassels go around her neck and THROUGH her dress and I am scared for her nipples if someone decides to yank on one end.
in Chanel
She has always been more of a Prada/Miu Miu girl, but she's ALL up in Chanel's grill this time around. This feels like a party dress from decades ago that she found and wants to prove still fits.
Carey Mulligan in Dior
That's very sweet on her. She smiled a LOT but this was the only shot we personally had available that also showed the whole outfit. I just wanted to show that she does bring some merriment to the proceedings -- although per Vulture, the questions she was asked at this were IDIOTIC.
Lea Seydoux
That is hideous. She's probably just wearing it to spend the day inside watching movies, but... I don't think anything can take away from the fact that she clearly purchased it on the clearance rack at Sears 20 years ago.
Jessica Chastain
Great coat, milady, but the jeans/shoes situation are a one-way ticket to Cankletown.
Tallia Storm
OKAY. I've seen this spelled Talila, Tallia, and Talia, and so I got off my lazy rear and Googled it and it is indeed TALLIA, as noted by a reader yesterday. Sorry, Tallia. But you might be sorry that we know your name, because now you're going to have an archive in which this outfit will live FOREVER or until we go out of business and YOU SHOULD NOT WANT THAT. There is nothing superheroic about looking like a fisherman's boat caught you skinny dipping.
Bella Hadid in Alexander Wang (I think)
So, in a bit of randomness, Bella and Alexander Wang appear to be doing ads for Magnum ice cream bars together...? I like the idea of this on her but can't help hearing the Cake song "Short SKirt, Long Jacket," which is admittedly great -- and also the Chuck theme -- but I don't think you should attempt this unless you really DO have fingernails that shine like justice.
However, at this event (and even the other; just only in close-up shots), she has literally never seemed happier. She was grinning MADLY. This is what ice cream does to people, possibly. EAT WITH JOY, y'all.