Timothee Chalamet in Haider Ackermann

The Rev. Chalamet would be happy to take your confession before Mass begins.

"But like, I'm a COOL priest. I call it Cocktails and Confessions. We can totally swap sins while we're sippin' on gin and juice, laaaaid back, you feel me?"

Rebecca Ferguson in Dior

"Yeah. I know. I KNOW. Zendaya showed up as Sexy Sandworm and I look like Tired Yawning Sandworm With Sore Throat. I need the Law on my side."

Rebecca Ferguson in Louis Vuitton

This is better -- it's flippy and cute -- but the boots are overwrought.

Timothee Chalamet in Haider Ackermann

I feel like he should do some kind of urban cowboy movie.

Oscar Isaac

"Yes, I probably should have tucked in my shirt, but I've been very busy planning my OTHER photocall for my OTHER project. YOU'LL SEE."

Josh Brolin

This is all fine.

Josh Brolin

Of all the people to extensively selfie on the red carpet -- there were a LOT of photos of him doing this -- I would have picked Josh Brolin last.

Tina Kunakey in Armani

That's a VERY good Armani. They've dished out a lot of stuff already.

Isabelle Huppert in Armani

This is, what, Isabelle's fourth or fifth Armani already in a few days?

Barbara Palvin in Armani

And they gave Barbara a jumpsuit. It looked better when I thought it was a gown.

Anna Cleveland in Alberta Ferretti

She was always a Zac Posen muse, so it makes sense to me that she'd pick a Ferretti that feels like a Posen cousin.

Adriana Lima in Etro

This is an underwhelming execution of a very, very common concept.

Law Roach

Well, look, he had to put a LOT of energy into Zendaya's dress, so it's understandable if he was stuck trying to conjure his out of a laundry pile.

Javier Bardem

He and Jeffrey Dean Morgan need to get together and star as brothers in something.

Dave Bautista

The tailoring here went haywire on him.

Oscar Isaac

This is a handsome person. But...

... with regrets, I do not think these sunglasses make anything or anyone hotter.

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