The Rest of the 2020 Oscars Afterparties

Gabrielle Union in Giambattista Valli and Dwyane Wade

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10551167ar) Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

I love them -- my fellow Bruin, Gabrielle Union! -- but also I'm a little worried that her dress look a bit like a salute to wadded up Kleenex. (I suspect it's better in person.)

Usher in Balmain

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10551167lj) Usher Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Balmain

This is very fancy! Are we entering an Usheraissance? (I suppose Usher never really left, though.)

Katie Couric

This seems very PRACTICAL. But then again, so does she!

Malin Akerman

This is cute AND potentially perilous with regards to undergarments.

Diane Lane

This is PERFECT on her.

Judith Light

I saw an interview with her at this event where she spoke of the Oscars with the level of solemnity other people would use to discuss a murderous tornado.

Kim Kardashian West in 2003 McQueen and Kanye West

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10551167no) Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

Okay, don't get mad at me for this, but I really like that Kim wore something from the (iconic!) 2003 McQueen "shipwreck" collection. If Kim brings back people wearing vintage and doing rewears, god bless. (Kanye looks like Kanye, but also pretty good.)

Dan Levy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10551167km) Daniel Levy Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

Sure!

Karen Gillan in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914hd) Karen Gillan Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This looks nearly relaxing. (It works!)

Cobie Smulders in David Koma

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914eg) Cobie Smulders Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This photo makes her look like she's thinking, "I have to hold my breath in this all night." Also: As I must say every time I see her, I really really really like Stumptown and I might not have predicted that she would have the best post HIMYM career but I'm happy to have been wrong. (You could make an argument for NPH, but I literally just typed his name as "David Hyde Piece," so maybe not!)

Ashley Greene in Paolo Sebastian

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10548154bf) Ashley Greene Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Paolo Sebastian

This might feel a littttttttle close to fungus for me?

Dita Von Teese in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10548154ci) Dita Von Teese Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Elie Saab

On brand.

Shantel VanSanten

One Tree Hill lives!

Bella Thorne in Antonio Grimaldi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10548154ee) Bella Thorne Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Antonio Grimaldi

This is sort of good but I DO think she's standing like that because Left Boob will emerge if she doesn't.

Shay Mitchell

Mazel tov on your new baby, Shay Mitchell!

Rumer Willis

It is HARD to pull off this shade, but she really is. I think she looks great here.

Michelle Trachtenberg

Shiny!

Jessica Alba in Atelier Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10551049u) Jessica Alba Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Atelier Versace

This is GOOD. When Alba wants to turn it up, she can really turn it up.

Smokey Robinson

This is so dapper.

Halston Sage in Georges Hobeika

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914kq) Halston Sage Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This is straight-up gorgeous on her.

G-Eazy

This was brave and I think he's pulling it off.

Sydney Sweeney

D&G. (She changed into Ralph & Russo for the Vanity Fair party and I didn't get a pic for some reason. It's very good, though.)

Madelaine Petsch in Monique Lhuillier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/Shutterstock (10552671o) Madelaine Petsch Mercedes-Benz Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Monique Lhuillier

Her emerald velvet from the Vanity Fair party was better, I think. (I really think changing between parties seems exhausting.)

Whitney Cummings in Romona Keveza

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914kt) Whitney Cummings Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This might be a personal best for her.

Kathryn Hahn in Rosie Assoulin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10551049e) Kathryn Hahn Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Rosie Assoulin

This is pretty dang charming, as is she.

Elizabeth Banks in 2004 Badgley Mischka

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10551049k) Elizabeth Banks Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Badgley Mischka, Worn Before (2004) *445488bs

She originally wore this in 2004 and she looks great it in again in 2020. (A classic gown is a classic whenever you wear it.)

Marilyn Manson and Lindsay Usich

First Eminem performs, now we've got a camoeo from Marilyn Manson.

Kate Beckinsale in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914ia) Kate Beckinsale Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

On brand. But her brand is crisis. Wait, I mean her brand is pretty successful.

Anderson Paak

Love this.

Joey King in ThreeAsFour

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10551167wl) Joey King Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This is REAL cute. I might have done a metallic shoe, but she looks great.

Anne Heche

Then Anne Heche showed up???

Emilie de Ravin

This feels too overwhelming on her.

Maria Sharapova in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10551049bt) Maria Sharapova Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

Eh.

Kiki Layne in Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/WWD/Shutterstock (10552749lb) Kiki Layne Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

I always love it when someone comes to the Oscar dressed LIKE an Oscar!

Rhea Seehorn

This dress is great on her, but her hair and makeup looks a LITTLE bit like she's just trying this on and wants to show it to her friend before they go to the movies.

Aly Raisman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914co) Aly Raisma Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This is good! I wish she'd worn it all night.

Tracee Ellis Ross in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10552971fw) Tracee Ellis Ross Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

THIS IS SO GOOD.

Eiza Gonzalez in Galvan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914gc) Eiza Gonzalez Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This is also good but it's hard to follow TER in that GOLD AMAZINGNESS.

Tessa Thompson in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914eu) Tessa Thompson Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This is extremely rad on her.

Paula Abdul

I kept seeing this and thinking for a split second that she was Chrissy Teigen. I hope they got a photo together!

Zoey Deutch in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914mq) Zoey Deutch Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This is DRAMATIC. It's pretty amazing and also might have been logistically annoying at a big party.

Christina Ricci

She sort of looks like your very chic but stern governess.

Ava DuVernay in Galia Lahav

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10551049m) Ava DuVernay Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Galia Lahav

She looks GLAM.

Freida Pinto in Galia Lahav

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914hi) Freida Pinto Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

And this is glorious. Truly luxe and glam.

Ella Balinska in Schiaparelli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914fo) Ella Balinska Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

This is SUCH an improvement over the runway version.

Anna Paquin

I have no complaints, Anna. I know you're RELIEVED.

Karamo Brown

This has a real Disney Prince vibe that works very well for him.

Katharine McPhee in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10551049j) Katharine McPhee Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Christian Siriano

This is fine! But also none of us will remember it in four days.

Leslie Mann in Monique Lhuillier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10551049l) Leslie Mann Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Wearing Monique Lhuillier

This is super. (She has low key great taste.)

Emily Hampshire

Moira Rose is so proud!

Diane Kruger in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10552914hs) Diane Kruger Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020

HOT DAMN. I told you there were good looks in here. I'D NEVER LIE TO YOU.

Juliette Lewis

Is the bottom of this dress STUDDED? J'ADORE.

Jane Seymour

I have kept my heart open, Jane.

Colton Haynes

I appreciate it and also think he looks like he's artfully holding a giant napkin before showing me to my table.

Connie Britton

Reasonable!

Hari Nef

I'm concerned about the structural integrity of this bodice, but she also looks very pretty in this. I LOVE her darker hair. (She changed for the VF party, and her Instagram about it is very amusing AND logistical.)