The Rest of the 2022 VMAs

Anitta in Schiaparelli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13273330pw) Anitta MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

Anitta absolutely, 100% wins this slideshow. She looks adorable in this, even if she's got what looks like a spun-sugar nest cradling her boob.

JessVal Ortiz

This is SOME form of Sexy Tootsie. Maybe a surreal one? Heather pointed out to me that this looks a bit like her arm was just recently stapled on, and it's true.

Trina Njoroge

You probably know Trina from Love Island and I REALLY wish this whole dress was covered in fabric. She does remain, as ever, facially gorgeous.

Ryan Castro

When your trousers are ALSO your bedroom window treatments at the Madonna Inn.

DJ Khaled

I am underwhelmed.

Snoop Dogg

I am WHELMED. In other words, I'm in Europe and this is as it should be. (I'm not in Europe.)

Mod Sun

Yes, this seems like quite enough for this event.