Michelle Williams in Gucci

I notoriously love a ruffle and ergo I LOVE this. I also love how different it is from her usual. BRANCHING OUT IS FUN.

Michelle Williams in Gucci

Is it a bit overwhelming? Maybe? Is it slightly like a beautiful sea creature? Sure. I'm still thumbs up!

Chloe Flower

Chloe Flower played the piano, live, in the auditorium and was in charge of playing people off stage (you know, how the Oscars uses their orchestra) and it did NOT go over well -- people kept telling her to shut up! But it wasn't HER fault, you know she just played whenever someone pointed at her! Eventually, they started using recorded music to play folks off-stage, because finally a producer realized...this was not fun for Chloe. Your dress is very fun though, Chloe! NO ONE BLAMES YOU PERSONALLY!

Mark Indelicato

I've got notes on your facial hair, Mark, but you continue to -- as the kids say, and as I would NEVER say IRL -- serve looks.

Claire Danes in Giambattista Valli

She's freshly pregnant and told the red carpet folks that it was a surprise, so I suspect she's just happy this fits! It DOES fit but also no one will remember it two weeks hence. Mazel tov anyway, girl!

Anya Taylor-Joy in Dior

I am underwhelmed. I sort of think I might be more whelmed if she tried out a new hair situation. But also this entire shape feels like a retread for her.

Donald Glover in YSL

He told Laverne Cox that "like this is a robe. It’s not even a shirt," and that's TRUE. It's a chic robe, though. I told Heather that someone groovy will wear this on the second season of Andor and she reminded me that we were denied a Lando movie and now I'm sad.

Jenny Slate in Rodarte

And she told Laverne that she wanted to look like a woman “who was about to turn into a magical plant.” I truly cannot write it better than that. Carry on!

Jenna Ortega in Gucci

For someone who is charming in movement, all her snaps from this red carpet felt kind of lifeless. But she might have been distracted thinking about how NUTS the original version of this dress was. (I think she ALSO looks like a rich sexy Star Wars character.)

Andrew Garfield in Ermenegildo Zegna

SOMEONE took lessons in posing!!!!! I poke fun because I love; AGarf looks snazzy.

Damien Chazelle

There were a LOT of dudes who looked like they'd just time-travelled back from the 70s at this thing, and on most of them, it still worked. This works!

Eddie Redmayne in Valentino

I do not understand the length of this young man's trousers right now!!!!!!! Look at Andrew Garfield's pants! They are right!

Hilary Swank in Prada

I forgot she's expecting twins! AND her dress has pockets!! SHE HAS IT ALL.

Diego Calva

Speaking of the 70s! But this is absolutely swank; he looks absolutely dapper.

Adam Scott and Naomi Scott

Meanwhile...I have concerns. Adam Scott looks like his Parks and Rec character lost a bet.

The Rest of the 2023 Golden Globes Red Carpet Included Michelle Williams Abandoning Louis Vuitton

And a woman who said she wanted to look like she "was about to turn into a magical plant."