The Rest of the BFAs

Cate Blanchett in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10489774cx) Cate Blanchett The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

I came in here all het up about what a blah color I think this is -- it's like dishwater-mint -- and then I stared at her and suddenly I kind of liked this. CATE. You really DO do that voodoo so well.

Armani and JULIA

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10489985ae) Julia Roberts, Giorgio Armani. Designer Giorgio Armani, left, and actress Julia Roberts pose for photographers upon arrival at the British Fashion Awards in central London Fashion Awards, London, United Kingdom - 02 Dec 2019

Yes, that's a jumpsuit, and yes, I think JULIA! looks freaking amazing in it.

Lauren Hutton

I think this is ALSO a jumpsuit, and she ALSO looks pretty good in it except for the shoes. (Should be silver, right?)

Naomi Campbell in McQueen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10489985av) Naomi Campbell poses for photographers upon arrival at the British Fashion Awards in central London Fashion Awards, London, United Kingdom - 02 Dec 2019

This is McQueen, and I knew that, but I still accidentally wrote Julien Macdonald because it looks so much like his work: gorgeous detail, and also wants to present the wearer's crotch to us all. Naomi is a model, and a legendary one; this interpretation of fashion feels very passe to me and I would have loved to see her try something avant garde, even if it was bad.

Rita Ora in 16Arlington

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10489774du) Rita Ora The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

This, just as the leather tube dress, would have been enough if she'd just resisted the urge to let a 4-year old scribble on her face and call it makeup. The totality of it, though, is gobbling her up.

Erin O'Connor in Emilia Wickstead

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10489772cs) Erin O'Connor The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

Whereas THIS would be easy to get lost in, and yet Erin O'Connor does not.

Kaia Gerber in Loewe

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Kaia Gerber poses backstage stage during The Fashion Awards 2019 held at Royal Albert Hall on December 2, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

You know exactly what I'm going to say about that otherwise very beautifully made skirt, but that bra might be... baggy? If that's all you're going to do as a shirt, do it RIGHT at least.

Naomi Watts in Bottega Veneta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10489774bs) Naomi Watts The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

This is fabulously styled. The ring and earrings, the lipstick, the bob... this is simple but somehow not at all boring. Bottega Veneta was also the big winner of the night, so a good one all around.

Laura Carmichael in Ralph & Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10489774ao) Laura Carmichael The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

That's FAB, and would have been fabber if someone could've given this poor potentially cold girl a longer skirt.

Caitriona Balfe

Is that ONE giant hip pouch? Well, one is enough. This dress really did not need a floppy portion. Since it had one, I hope she used it to smuggle out entire bottles of alcohol.

Alexa Chung

This is quintessential Alexa Chung style, and she looks phenomenal in it.

Lottie Moss in Alberta Ferretti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10489774eh) Lottie Moss The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

It's a nice dress, but it's wearing her.

Ella Balinska

Her dramatic head-styling sings with this. I'm being so freaking POSITIVE in this slideshow.

Barbara Palvin

... okay, but this looks like she grabbed it at the last minute.

Nicole Scherzinger in Julien Macdonald

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (10489777ef) Nicole Scherzinger The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

And this is what I always think of as a thong dress -- in that it makes her cleavage look like a bethonged backside.

Kylie Minogue in Christopher Kane

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10489774eg) Kylie Minogue The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

I have this eerie sense that whatever part of this dress the jacket is hiding, she was CORRECT to hide.

Sabrina Elba in Ralph & Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (10489777bv) Sabrina Elba The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

Sabrina recently married Idris, and I love this dramatic caftan on her.

Olivia Culpo in Ralph & Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10489772bq) Olivia Culpo The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

I wrote that this was Olivia Palermo at first, which somehow I think would annoy BOTH Olivias. This is fine, but her boobs look like they're about to bat their giant eyelashes.

Halima Aden in Preen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10489772ct) Halima Aden The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

This is the first thing I've ever seen wear her, and not the other way around.

Ellie Bamber

Cut off the collar and the sheer sleeves, and we're in business. The flowers didn't need the other muck.

Sandra Oh

While I don't love the lace patches on this, I DO think this entire Society Matron Whose Elderly Husband Is Close To Death And She's Only Sort of Sad About It really works on her.