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Fan Bingbing in Valentino Couture

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Jury Fan Bingbing and Melvil Poupaud attend the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Somehow this is both GLORIOUS and also like two red bath towels attached at the upper arm to make a gown. She looks spectacular.

Liu Wen in custom Givenchy

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Liu Wen attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

ALSO fab. 

Elisabeth Moss in Prabal Gurung

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Elisabeth Moss attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

I need to accept that I hate this color AND think it looks great on her at the same time, somehow? I cannot explain it either.

Elsa Hosk

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Cannes, FRANCE - Swedish model Elsa Hosk is beautiful in a blue dress while attending the 'The Beguiled' screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. Pictured: Elsa Hosk BACKGRID USA 24 MAY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This is FULL CINDERELLA, to the point where I am a little surprised she didn't bring two tiny helpful mice with her.

Toni Garrn

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    She has a great body, and is wearing this well, but I wish the GIANT GAPING cut-out was a little little giant and slightly less gaping.

Tina Kunakey

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Tina Kunakey attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Everything about this, on the other hand, is perfect. Five stars.

Izabel Goulart in Cavalli

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Cannes, FRANCE - Izabel Goulart attends the 'The Beguiled' screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals. Pictured: Izabel Goulart BACKGRID USA 24 MAY 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

  Yes, you can see her thong if you zoom in. (On mobile, just tap the pic; on a computer, click on the arrow icon to your right.) I mean...sure. Okay. Fine. Of course. Snore.

Hofit Golan

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Hofit Golan attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

And yes, those ARE nipples. Which is surprising in such an otherwise demure and lovely frock. (Amazing shoes, too.)

Irina Shayk in Balmain

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Irina Shayk attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

BORING. We get it, Balmain.

Lara Stone in Balmain

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Lara Stone attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Same.

Doutzen Kroes in Balmain

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Doutzen Kroes attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

This, on the other hand, is gorgeous -- and gorgeous on HER. Doutzen must have gotten to the Balmain offices nice and early. It worked out well for her.

Maria Borges in Balmain

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Maria Borges attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

And this is AWFUL. Maria is so gorgeous -- she is one of my favorite models of the moment -- and even she is kinda like, "I can't do anything with this, you guys."

Jasmine Tookes in Georges Chakra

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Jasmine Tookes attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Meanwhile, Jasmine Tookes is like, "THIS is why I went to Georges Chakra. I LOOK FABULOUS."

Hailey Baldwin in Ralph & Russo

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Hailey Baldwin attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is also kinda great -- matching spanky underoos notwithstanding, of course.

Lady Victoria Hervey

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Lady Victoria Hervey attends the "The Beguiled" screening during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

Big finish?

The Rest of the Gowns at the Beguiled Premiere.
SO MANY GOWNS.

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