The Rest of the Kids' Choice Awards

Storm Reid in Moschino

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Storm here does look thoroughly darling -- hi, yes, I'm grandmotherly -- in this stripy suit, which is perfect for her. This whole thing feels like she told her stylist, "Give me your best Zendaya."

Yara Shahidi in Rasario

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9475467im) Yara Shahidi Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Mar 2018

I guess we should be thankful for the shorts, because otherwise this would be a long bib. But it does all seem... I mean, if you're ever going to veer juvenile when you're, ahem, grown-ish, then this event is it. But it's still a bit much for me.

Kristen Bell

This is TOTALLY cute, but I hope she does not intend to raise her hands in the air, because she very much WILL care if that happens.

Heidi Klum in Redemption

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Her legs are amazing, but she did NOT need to show them off by having her kids glue tissue paper flowers to a shirt hem. Your pelvis isn't a craft project.

Sadie Sink

I think she would look cool, if she didn't also seem uncomfortable

Kat Graham

This is costumey, in an effective way.

Candace Cameron Bure

This is... not.

Tiffani Thiessen

This is cute, but girlfriend, we need to brush that hair.

Mariah and Nick and the kids

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I just really appreciate Nick Cannon's full commitment to a theme.

Chloe East

Chloe is on Kevin (Probably) Saves The World, and I have no freaking clue what that outfit is -- it looks like someone dropped acid at a planetarium -- but this gives me a great excuse to say how much I enjoy that show. It's relaxing and charming, with such a good heart, but also some genuinely funny gags (there was a recept episode that had a Chuck E. Cheese parody that just... really worked for me). I suspect it's going to get cancelled, and that makes me sad.

Marsai Martin

She looks cute, but she is ALSO young enough that I don't want to be staring at the boning on her corset.

Hannah Zeile

Hannah is Young Kate on This Is Us. And she looks plenty cool -- the boots are a BIT heavy but I get why someone her age would want to try this -- but I also wonder if this will be the event where she realizes that short skirts are NOT FUN for sitting down in dusty old auditoriums that may noe get their seats shampooed, like, ever.

Grant Gustin

Still so cute.

Skai Jackson

It would not be accurate to say that I like this? But I appreciate the pattern (is it paisley?) and the pineapple made me laugh.

Caleb McLaughlin

GREETINGS, DAPPER GENT.

Hailee Steinfeld (with Storm)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9475376er) Storm Reid and Hailee Steinfeld Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, Show, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Mar 2018

This outfit will be eligible for Hailee next year in Fug Madness, because she didn't perform in it; she just skipped the red carpet. It's CRAZY. Her pants have... a wing on them?

Millie Bobby Brown

MBB also did not walk the red carpet, that we saw, but she did attend the event and accept the award for "Favorite TV Actress." And I have nothing to say about her outfit except...

Millie Bobby Brown

... the back of her shirt features the names of all seventeen people who were killed at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School; this awards show happened on the same day as March For Our Lives, and good for her for recognizing that.