The Rest of the NYFW amfAR Gala

Heidi Klum in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064ig) Heidi Klum amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

This is predictably leggy from Heidi, but also mostly okay. It MIGHT not fit quite right? The design of the bodice makes it somewhat tricky to tell whether everything is where it's meant to be.

Halsey in Georges Hobeika

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064dr) Halsey amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

And then Halsey came by looking unusually Marilyn, with a double-caffeinated shot of pure Jolie Leg. With extra peril.

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I DID warn you about the peril. SO MUCH PERIL. GIRL. ANCHOR IT.

Olivia Culpo

The shape of this is so unflattering that it's almost like she tied up the dress to make SURE her leg had room to breathe fully.

Ashley Graham in Vivienne Westwood

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9360063cj) Ashley Graham amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

Ashley looks fantastic in this. Yes, there is a slit, but she's being really restrained with it. This is so much sexier than the denim boob shelf she wore on ANTM.

Odeya Rush in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064lq) Odeya Rush amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

This is... overwrought. We need to start by getting rid of the collar and the purple knee socks. Also, it drives me nuts that the belt hits above the dress's natural waist, but not by an amount where it feels intentional. Just sloppy.

Sistine Stallone in Cristina Ottaviano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064ok) Sistine Rose Stallone amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

That dress is quite gorgeous, but the cut of the skirt reminds me of Violet in The Incredibles -- all her hair hanging to one side of her head except for one clear patch for one of her eyes.

Nina Agdal

This mostly went fine for her, except in a couple shots where the slit decided to widen itself. Still, it has a certain glamour to it.

Devon Windsor

Whereas this is just hideous. Let's not even sugarcoat it with analysis.

amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

Jackie didn't get her legs out, but obviously did decide to set free some other things.

Rachel Brosnahan in Carolina Herrera

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064df) Rachel Brosnahan amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

This dress is amusingly over-the-top. A deep vee AND leg-of-mutton puffed sleeves? Anne Shirley would be both delighted AND terrified.

Joan Smalls in D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064jj) Joan Smalls amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

This would've been better without the undershirt that's muddying up the neckline. I also wish Meghan Markle would order this.

Lucy Hale

This would've been much better as the BACK of the gown.

Serayah in Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064nu) Serayah amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

However, this is perfect and I LOVE IT.

Sienna Miller in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064oe) Sienna Miller amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

This is also surprisingly cute from Dior. I had picked it for Sonequa Martin-Green and am still holding out faint hope, because she would have looked better in it. Sienna's head styling is atrocious. She looks like she was playing Cinderella at a kid's birthday party, passed out on the hair, and then swore a blue streak as she raced to this party.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9360064sg) Sienna Miller amfAR Gala New York, USA - 07 Feb 2018

Like, is that even a real headband, or some dude's necktie?