Danai Gurira in Brock Collection

Wow. Just... huh. Danai Gurira is one of the rare people in the world who can wear Thom Browne without getting totally lost, and yet this has totally defeated her. It's a melange of bad.

Rita Ora in Versace

This feels like something Bebe Rexha would wear -- vaguely matronly, with cankleriffic boots and a huge slit -- and I then I realized how weird that is because I suspect Bebe Rexha has a Pinterest board called What Would Rita Ora Do, and now the whole thing is collapsing on itself.

Susan Kelechi Watson in Georges Chakra

I love her, and that is a super fun party dress, but icy pink lipstick just makes people look SO COLD.

Camila Mendes in Etro

Oooh, it's another Adult Coloring Book dress. They really should come with a packet of markers so that it can be a group activity.

Retta

I like the idea of this, but the execution is SO overwhelming.

Shay Mitchell in Maticevski

I don't hate this, but it does look like it's self-removing.

Betty Gilpin in Esteban Cortezar

She is so charismatic and cool on GLOW, and in her essays, and it NEVER seems to translate on the red carpet. I cannot think why, but the clothes never seem quite right and I am pretty sure those shoes don't fit.

Amber Valletta in Victoria Beckham

Someone please send her more interesting shoes.

Amber Stevens West

Well, look I can't say with honesty that I love this, but she overall looks cute and the accessories are aces with it.

Kat Graham

I'm gonna give this one to her.

Busy Philipps in custom Siriano

Huh. I wouldn't have had her pegged as a Civil War widow.

Mila Kunis in Alex Perry

And that's a very nice dress, and all, but Mila Kunis can carry so much more.

Sarah Silverman

I definitely like her Glamorous Sorceress phase way better than the FOREVER she spent dressing like a schoolgirl.

Aly Raisman in Balmain

I kept thinking the backdrop was actually neon accents on the dress, and then it made me sort of sad there WERE no neon accents on the dress.

Giuliana Rancic in Bao Tranchi

That... is not how blazers work.

The Rest of the People's Choice Awards

Uh, we have much to discuss.