The Rest of the Spider-Man: Homecoming Premiere

Yara Shahidi in Monse

HOLLYWOOD, CA - JUNE 28: Yara Shahidi attends the premiere of Columbia Pictures' "Spider-Man: Homecoming" at TCL Chinese Theatre on June 28, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Well, of course it's Monse. The jeans are pretty much as-shown on the model, too, so I ASSUME they are also Monse? She looks like she got thrown in an insane asylum that's circus-themed, and yet I don't hate this as much as I probably should -- with the exception of the diagonal fly on the damn pants. I do want to grumble about the shoes. They're the Reverse Frontline, aka the opposite number of that omnipresent Tamara Mellon shoe where the straps were only solid in the middle and had clear plastic (or whatever) on the edges, so that it looked like they were just sitting on the top of the foot. But I don't really understand this photonegative style. There's just a very small gap in only two of the straps. Aesthetically it's barely noticeable, and just sorta makes it look like the foot stretched it out too much.

Selenis Leyva

If Yara is in a circus asylum, then Selenis is clad as the Wicked Witch of the Big Top.

Tom Holland

He looks nice, but I wonder if his pants came out a tad too long.

"Bond. James Bond. JUNIOR."

Robert Downey, Jr.

Sure! Why not.

Premiere Of Columbia Pictures' "Spider-Man: Homecoming" - Arrivals

But I do wish he'd stop fighting being a silver or silvery fox. I want the hair on his head to have the flecks that his stubble does.

Bokeem Woodbine

I didn't realize he's in this movie. He was GREAT on Fargo's second season and he looks painfully, painfully cool here.

Jordan Fisher

Jordan was, until a few months ago, appearing in Hamilton on Broadway (as Laurens/Hamilton). He was the best part about Grease Live, too. All of which is to say: I wish HE was in the movie, but he's not. Maybe next time.

Ian Harding

The Pretty Little Liars finale was... a thing that happened. (Clearly Troian Bellisario was the writers' favorite actor, is my feeling.) Anyway, Ian Harding has deserved better than dumb Ezra Fitz for a long time, an hopefully now he'll find it.

Veronica Dunne

Veronica co-stars on Zendaya's show. This is not tempting me to watch. This feels like her way of saying, "You thought those were lace pants? No. THESE are lace pants." Except it's not an actual victory.

Tony Revolori

I do not think I would pursue that hairstyle, if I were him.

Jenna Ortega

Y'all need to see how long ths girl's resume is already. SHE IS FOURTEEN. (She also plays Young Jane on Jane the Virgin, if you were wondering whether you reognized her.) Anyway, she looks cute. I could see Hailee Steinfeld having worn this, had she been involved in this premiere, and in this case that's a compliment: It's youthful, whimsical in a way that's very apt for the event, but still has a little edge. I would maybe have RATHER seen it on someone slightly older but that's just because my inner grandmother is growing.

Terry Crews

I TOLD YOU. I deliver on my promises.