
I was torn on this one. It SEEMS sort of pretty from the front, albeit a bit like she's improvising a modesty band underneath, and I like the straps...

... and the back is fine, and reveals the black band to be part of the dress...

But then from the side it's kinda just a shapeless spangly apron, which, if I needed an apron, is absolutely a solution I would investigate. I just wonder if there was a more flattering way here.

People got so mad at me for not liking Sophie Turner's version of Sparkly LV Dress With Cartoony Things On It, but I can't help it: I didn't and I don't. The face on hers freaked me out. One person's art is another person's migraine. I like this one a BIT better because the character on the front doesn't look like it's trying to crawl into my brain through my ears and make me stab my own hand. But I'm not warm for its form, either.

Luciana looks mostly gorgeous, but I really wish that bodice were being gentler to her.

Simple but deeply chic.

I wonder, if death is not an option, which ride-or-die Matt Damon would keep: Clooney or Ben Affleck.

"HE CHOSE ME HA HA HA HA DON'T TELL BEN. BY WHICH I MEAN TELL BEN IMMEDIATELY."
