Miley (in Maria Escote) and Liam
This is the only pic we could get, but it continues all over pretty much exactly like this. It's knee-length, the sleeves billow, and it shows basically nothing. So while she looks kind of like a graphic effect in That 70s show, I find it somewhat refreshing on her. JUST on her. I do not need to see it again.
Miley
Also: electric blue mascara. Hey, since I don't know how to put on eyeliner properly, maybe this would do the trick.
Elsa Pataky (in Victoria Beckham) and Chris Hemsworth
She looks nice, and he looks like he woke up at 4 a.m. to surf and took a HARD and overlong power nap from which he awoke 10 mins ago.
Samantha and Luke Hemsworth
The third Hemsworth still reminds me of Simon Baker.
Matt & Luciana Damon
Okay, I had a thing cracking on Matt for not giving a Weinstein statement - which at the time was looking unfortunate indeed - but he has spoken to Deadline. He pulls the "now that I have daughters" shtick, a little. The whole thing feels a tad "I want to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have not asked to be a part of," and while I get that, I also think... women could use more powerful men speaking up, because as Jess noted in the comments, some powerful men only listen to other powerful men.
Mark Ruffalo and Sunrise Coigney
Mark made a statement quickly, because Mark f'ing Ruffalo is a stand-up dude. His wife might be wearing a rolled up bandanna as a necklace. And THAT'S OKAY because they are both ANTI-DIRTBAG.
The Hiddles
Oh my God that is busy. I think... a simpler tie, if you're ABSOLUTELY committed to the suit, Tom. Also, the beard. Are you also trying to be a Hemsworth?
Karl Urban
"I'LL BE A HEMSWORTH IF YOU WANT ME TO!!!!"
Lydia Hearst-Shaw in Armani
This dress is really cool, and more famous people than Lydia Hearst should be majorly bummed out that they didn't get it first.
Mackenzie Foy in Miu Miu
She is so cute and young, and that outfit is so musty and elderly.
Elizabeth Henstridge
That's all very heavy and dark.
Ming-Na Wen
Whereas THIS is pure Maleficent.
Chloe Bennet in Maria Lucia Hohan
"WHAT THE F&#K IS THIS. They just took off my blindfold and I AM PISSED."
Kip Pardue and Annie Wersching
Hey, remember Kip, from Remember The Titans? And Annie, from a whole bunch of things? They are not dating, it turns out, unless Wikipedia and the Internet have both missed something. Rather, they're co-stars on Marvel's Runaways. She looks GREAT. The hot pink shoes are the key.
Zoe Bell
Zoe was Cate Blanchett's stunt double. She's one of the more famous doubles in the industry -- Tarantino loves her -- and I do enjoy that she never punts on a red carpet, even if I don't actually like the dress.