NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Model Ashley Graham attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Ah, yes, look how gorgeous Ashley looks, and how she's modeling the hell out of her wrap. No, really. Look. Because it's when she STOPS moving that we have a problem.
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Model Ashley Graham attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Aaaargh. It's more of the same Ashley Graham stuff where she is trying too hard to prove too much.
Margot Robbie in Prada
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Actress Margot Robbie attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
I like this from a distance, but then when you blow it up, it starts to look like Miuccia just glue-gunned everything in her Lost Buttons drawer.
Sarah Paulson in Rodarte
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Actress Sarah Paulson attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Sarah is doing a marvelous job of making this serviceable, because generally speaking it does look like she tried it on, hated it, and then ate a bunch of popcorn.
Leslie Jones
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Comedian Leslie Jones attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
This looks great on her, and I highly recommend you check out her Twitter feed, because she had A BLAST.
Padma Lakshmi
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Padma Lakshmi attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Padma looks lovely, and also needs jewelry.
Lindsey Vonn
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Athlete Lindsey Vonn attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
That is some serious hairspray she's rocking. But also some serious side-abs. If I had those, I'd probably try on this dress, too.
Ibtihaj Muhammad
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Athlete Ibtihaj Muhammad attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
She is so gorgeous. She's in a commercial right now -- I can't remember what for, which is not great, but I almost want to say it's for LensCrafters or something -- that focuses on her eyes, and they are truly magnificent.
Demi Lovato in Zuhair Murad
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Singer Demi Lovato attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Thumbs up. I don't know if she changed stylists recently or if they just had a Come to Jesus or what, but she's taken some good strides.
Fan Bingbing
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Actress Fan Bingbing attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Marchesa dressed both her and Blake Lively, and did so in the MOST they could possibly muster. I'd argue that she carries it better than Blake, but dare yourself to look down and notice the giant beige patent platforms tucked away in there and then join me in screaming into the void.
Samantha Bee
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: TV personality Samantha Bee attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Classy and great.
Ava DuVernay
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Director Ava DuVernay attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Classy and great AGAIN.
Naomi Campbell
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Model Naomi Campbell attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
This seems oddly subdued for her, and yeah, I say that knowing it's not ACTUALLY that subdued. But it gives off a melancholic vibe and I don't know why.
John Legend
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Musician John Legend attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
I always think the big floppy bow ties look so goofy.
Riz Ahmed
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Actor Riz Ahmed attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Khaki is not my favorite.
Colin Kaepernick
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Colin Kaepernick (L) and Nessa attend the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
I had not predicted Kaep would show
Barry Jenkins
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Director Barry Jenkins attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Socks would be good here, sir.
Trevor Noah
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: TV Personality Trevor Noah attends the 2017 Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME)
Trevor is here to calm everyone down about Sock Gate. It's working.
