Lindsey Vonn
If Cinderella went to the prom in 10 Things I Hate About You, this would have been her gown. But Linds, it's not the Once Upon a Time 100. MIC DROP.
Millie Bobby Brown in D&G
I'll allow it! This is good on her, and I'm DELIGHTED to behold her without panicking that someone in her circle wants her to look 24.
Greta Gerwig in Gucci
This is SO pretty and retro on her; it's quite perfect with her aesthetic. Also, those buttons are ladybugs.
Nicole Kidman in Proenza Schouler
This works really nicely on her, actually. I was going to fuss about whether the blouse part looks messy, but my heart isn't in it. I thnk she looks comfortably glam.
Savannah Guthrie
Savannah, NO. Always hold out for a finished bodice.
Gayle King
That's a great pattern on Gayle. She looks like an elegant tapestry.
Padma Lakshmi
That's a really cool dress, but it's too tight. I'm pretty sure I can now draw you a photo of the EXACT shape of her underpants.
Megyn Kelly and Lynda Carter
Megyn's dress is also a bit snug. I had no idea these two were such snugglemonkeys with each other. Maybe they're bonded over how they both have a surprise Sometimes Y in their names. Or maybe Lynda is trying to hide the back of Megyn's gown...
... which looks like a thong in photonegative, or something.
Then again, maybe Megyn was doing Lynda a favor, because Lynda was trying to hide this total sadsack Gucci, which we already saw on Naomie Harris. Just let your pelvis LIVE, Lynda.
Susan Kelechi Watson
Beautiful.
Sterling K. Brown
I've decided he came because he understood that we needed to touch base with him. It's been awhile.
Leslie Jones in Christian Siriano
Leslie looks like she's doing a very low-key homage to another great Jones -- Grace -- and I am wholly on board with that.
Yara Shahidi in Reem Acra
I don't even know what Reem is getting at, with this embroidered combination of the map of the galaxy, and eyeballs. I'd at least take off the ruffle.
Nice Nailantei Leng'ete
I didn't get all the honorees, but Nice here -- at only 27 -- is a Kenyan-born advocate against female genital mutilation and child marriage. Here is her speech, and the New York Times did a profile on her and her success in getting the cultural rituals changed to eliminate what they call "the cut." Bless her and the work she's doing. I can't find a specific organization she represents for donations, but she currently works for somethign called Amref.
From Parkland: Alex Wind, Emma Gonzalez, Cameron Kasky, Jaclyn Corin, David Hogg
Bravo, kids. You are rising to the challenges of this world, and I look forward to my kids learning about you -- in history books, and from us -- and emulating your example.
Maxine Waters
I hope Maxine got up there and swiped a copy of the magazine and said, "I'm reclaining my TIME."