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Kesha arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Pig", at the Nuart Theatre
Premiere of "Pig", Los Angeles, United States - 13 Jul 2021
First up: Kesha, attending the premiere of Pig, a movie in which Nicolas Cage is searching for, yes, his lost pig. It's like a porcine John Wick. Anyway, from the front, it's... not great. She looks looks like she's at a pool-party-themed gala.
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Kesha arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Pig", at the Nuart Theatre
Premiere of "Pig", Los Angeles, United States - 13 Jul 2021
And from the back, while that's technically not a thong but a bodysuit, it IS a thong-style bodysuit. COUNT IT. It's cheeky. I would not sit in a movie theater in that. Maybe she borrowed ten seat liners from the bathroom.
Teyana Taylor
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Teyana Taylor
Maxim Hot 100 event celebrating Teyana Taylor, The Highlight Room, Los Angeles, California, USA - 13 Jul 2021
Teyana, meanwhile, has gone with the more traditional thong, a beacon of practicality when it comes to using the restroom...
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Teyana Taylor
Maxim Hot 100 event celebrating Teyana Taylor, The Highlight Room, Los Angeles, California, USA - 13 Jul 2021
... and which allows her navel to breathe, and her hair to provide nipple coverage. EVERYONE has a role to play! Go team.
