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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9276973aa) Dwayne Johnson and wife Lauren Hashian 'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Dec 2017 Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle - Los Angeles Premiere

We begin at the end, with last night's premiere. I admit I'm not sure what shoes to wear with that ensemble, but I am pretty sure those wouldn't be my third choice. He may, however, have been too distracted to pick shoes. His lovely wife Lauren is pregnant with their second girl, and her dress apparently decided that only one baby in there meant only one half of her skirt. That had to be... stressful. However: Fringe benefit of marrying The Rock is that he probably designs all your leg workouts. Her quads are a marvel.

The gang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Eric Charbonneau/REX/Shutterstock (9276987s) Hollywood, CA December 11, 2107 - Nick Jonas, Jack Black, Karen Gillan, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart at Columbia Pictures Los Angeles premiere of JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE Columbia Pictures Los Angeles premiere of JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, Hollywood, CA, USA - 11 December 2017

The whole crew, silently wondering if the Rock's chin scruff kind of matches his tue.

with Kevin Hart

'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' U.K. Premiere at Vue West End - Arrivals Featuring: Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart Where: London, United Kingdom When: 07 Dec 2017 Credit: WENN.com

They both look rather good here. I don't think my little heart can take it if The Rock doesn't turn out to be every bit as great as Instagram promises me.

with Jack Black

'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' U.K. Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart Where: London, United Kingdom When: 07 Dec 2017 Credit: WENN.com

Yes, I AM impressed that Jack Black is nattily clad, and with a suit jacket that's got a cool lining. I didn't know he had it in him.

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I don't know if turtlenecks are his forever jam. Or even his today jam. Or his Right This Minute jam. Inasmuch as anything could NOT be The Rock's jam, I think... turtlenecks are that thing.

German premiere of 'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' at Sony Center Featuring: Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart Where: Berlin, Berlin, Germany When: 06 Dec 2017 Credit: Frederic Kern/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**

I don't know why Kevin Hart looks sleepy. WAKE UP. YOU ARE NEAR THE ROCK. Also, can we talk about how that woman on the poster behind him is meant to be Karen Gillan? It looks way more like someone took Tomb Raider and Jenna Fischer from The Office and put them in some kind of Adobe Illustrator blender.

German premiere of 'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' at Sony Center Featuring: Dwayne Johnson, Julia Beautx Where: Berlin, Berlin, Germany When: 06 Dec 2017 Credit: Frederic Kern/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**

If The Rock ever wants to spend a day standing still while people come by and leap up and give him high-fives, I will wait in that line. However long it takes. Ish. (Look, I love him, but I have Diet Coke and sitting needs.)

Here's a Bunch of Times The Rock Promoted Jumanji
It's a tasty, dapper catch-up.

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