The Rocketman Premiere, Cannes 2019

Priyanka Chopra in Roberto Cavalli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10238455cq) Priyanka Chopra 'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

This is very glam and also seems like an astronomical event on her midriff.

Julianne Moore

For one GLORIOUS MOMENT, this seems like it might be A BE-CAPED JUMPSUIT! But it is not. (I need more pictures of it; when I get them, I will update this post. It seems...really good and fun/)

Eva Longoria

Her head looks great -- her hair color is fab right now -- and feels like a formal salute to C3P0, which is also something of which I am favor.

Araya A. Hargate in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10238454l) Araya A. Hargate 'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

It makes sense that people really brought out their sparkles for a movie about Elton John. When else should you go Full Sparkle?

Sara Sampaio

This also, truly, seems PERFECT for this event. I'm kind of impressed.

Izabel Goulart in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10238455ae) Izabel Goulart 'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

Do we really need to reinvent the pant leg?

Deepika Padukone in custom Dundas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10238455v) Deepika Padukone 'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

THIS IS ENORMOUS.

Isabeli Fontana in Etro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10238455ak) Isabeli Fontana 'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

The photographers behind her seem unmoved, but this is appealing (even if it is Secret Shorts).

Frederique Bel

This, on the other hand, appears to be a droopy romper with a GIANT train -- which, in her defense, is VERY Cannes.

Shailene Woodley in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10238453cb) Shailene Woodley 'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

This red carpet had A LOT of shorts. This looks like she's about to fling off the overcoat to burst into a tap routine. Potentially a very fulfilling one.

Chris Lee

This falls directly into the GLAMOUROUSLY RELIGIOUS category and I like it.

Maria Borges

I wish this were not...you know. So....sheer.

Dita Von Teese

Always on brand.

Bella Hadid

Dita and Bella are sort of dressed like the good and evil incarnations of tulle.

Elton John

This feels very on-the-nose, doesn't it, Elton???????

Taron Egerton and Elton John

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10238453by) Taron Egerton kissing the hand of Elton John 'Rocketman' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

This is very sweet.

The cast of Rocketman

This is [deep breath]: Giles Martin, Bernie Taupin, Bryce Dallas Howard, David Furnish, Kit Connor, Richard Madden, Taron Egerton and Dexter Fletcher. I LOVE BDH's dress.

Bryce Dallas Howard

It might feel SLIGHTLY less glitz-y than we normally seen in Cannes, but it's great on her.

Bryce Dallas Howard and David Furnish

This pattern is so charming.

Bryce Dallas Howard (in Ralph Lauren), Taron Egerton and Richard Madden

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10238451bl) Bryce Dallas Howard, Taron Egerton and Richard Madden 'Rocketman' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

This was at their photo call earlier today, and all three of them look really fun and snazzy? The press tour for this movie might actually be....fun?