The Royal Tenenbaums

Somehow I forgot about Luke Wilson's Bee Gees/Bjorn Borg hybrid aesthetic. Gwyneth's eyeliner and fur must have used up all the space I had.

Gwyneth

I think she got lost on the way to her feet. Or maybe she's just psychic and she was dressing for Zooms before Zooms even existed.

Smeary under-eye makeup, so much blush... we were all so young then.

Owen Wilson

Owen has acted recently more than I thought; it really FEELS like he's retreated completely, but he has three projects coming out in 2021. Hopefully he's doing okay.

Luke Wilson

Luke always looks like something EXTREMELY bizarre just happened in his periphery.

Danny Glover, Gwyneth Paltrow, Owen Wilson, Wes Anderson - Director, Kumpar Pallama, Luke Wilson, Ben Stiller, Anjelica Huston and Bill Murray

I downloaded this just so you could see the awesome-looking Anjelica and her suit, but the way Ben Stiller is peeking out trying to be seen is really amusing to me.

Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller

She and Anjelica obviously ate the same Cheerios on this morning.

Danny Glover

I DO vaguely remember him and Anjelica having a Thing in this movie.

Christina Applegate, Johnathon Schaech

Holy cats. His pants are enormous. She, for her part, is following a turtleneck/boots/long skirt trend that must have been all the rage at this time, because when we shift across to the UK premiere...

Gwyneth

... we get it from Gwyneth, too. I actually think this looks great on her EXCEPT for how the sweater fits. It's doing very strange things to her boobs.

Also, pro tip, don't give anyone a wool corsage that's twice the size of her head. (Is this the best her hair ever looked? It hasn't seemed this healthy in a loooong time.)

Melissa George

Melissa ALSO leaned into what I think of as the Horsy Aristocrat aesthetic.

Kelsey and Camille Grammar

As did Camille. Although if you need that many layers to keep your torso warm, maybe find a longer sweater?