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# The Secret Fug of the American Teenager
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-secret-fug-of-the-american-teenager-2-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-26T20:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-26T03:50:28.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Mark your calendars, guys:

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We have officially entered Shailene Woodley's "I'm Walking the Press Line? Guess What: I Don't Give a Shit" period. It happens to coincide with the "Actually, I Just Ran Out For a Cup of Coffee. In the Rain. And I....Accidentally Ended Up on the Press Line? Do You Guys Buy That?" period and the "I Look Freakishly Like a A Young Lindsay Lohan And You All Only JUST NOW Noticed" period. Look, girl, I know you are Golden Globe nominated and all that, but if Lilo falls out of a window into a bush and decides she can't continue as Liz Taylor in that surely awful/awesome Lifetime movie that I'm dreading/SUPER excited about, my personal advice is that you step right in. You can do it, right? At any rate, we'd love to see you try.