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# The Secret Life of Walter Fugty
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-secret-life-of-walter-fugty-10-2013/
- Published: 2013-10-07T20:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:00:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Remember the joke Tina Fey made on *SNL*, about how if she's not on TV every three weeks a piece of her starts to die? I wonder if that's the problem Kristen Wiig is having in real life.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/183192562.xml "Kristen Wiig")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=931321&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Because although her face is still very lovely, her dress suggests a wilting Havisham, as if she is perpetually waiting at the altar for Target Lady or Secret Word or Woman Who Can't Keep A Secret to show up and sweep her up and ride off into the musty air of Studio 8H. And each time that doesn't happen, and she has to do a movie that's not as well-reviewed as *Bridesmaids* was, she goes a little bit crazy in her mind-attic.

\[Photos: Getty\]