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# The Sev Has Gold Lame Shorts
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-sev-has-gold-lame-shorts-05-2018/
- Published: 2018-05-02T17:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2018-05-02T03:05:21.000Z
- Description: It seems relevant to our interests.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

I very much question Chloe's deployment of that blouse, which appears bedecked with a long ruffled tongue -- or, if you're more prurient about it, a dangling wang. It's also a mismatch with her extremely elegant boxer shorts. It was so thoughtful of Fraulein Maria to make those for her, even with seven unruly Von Trapps to clothe from her window treatments, but the woman is tireless and "short-shorts from PJs she's wearing in batches" is, I believe, from the lost verse about her favorite things.

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