Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton

Just. No. Come on. If this were not blessed with the Louis Vuitton label, Jennifer Connelly would NOT be wearing this. It's two rejected Madewell dresses melded together and the proportions are WONKUS. There are SO MANY random pieces of black trim cutting her into so many pieces. If this were on Project Runway, it would LOSE.

Daveed Diggs

Daveed gets a B on the Dapper Scale, but an A+ for his smile.

Lena Hall in Dundas

This is very Dynasty, and as such, I hope she pushed someone into a lily pond later at the hotel.

Alison Wright

But NOT Alison. DON'T PUSH ALISON!

Mickey Sumner

I'm not totally sure that this color-blocking worked, but she is Sting and Trudie Styler's daughter, and can't you just see BOTH of them in her face?

I Have Various Sartorial Concerns About The Cast of Snowpiecer

Y'all, Louis Vuitton must be stopped.