Thandie Newton in Vivienne Westwood

This is custom Vivienne Westwood, it's covered in the Star Wars figurines that Thandie herself owns, and it is AMAZING and she looks spectacular in it. I love it so much.

Thandie Newton and Woody Harrelson

Also, this photo was how I found out Woody Harrelson is in this movie. (I was like, "Woody must be a big Star Wars fan!" And he probably is but he's also IN THIS MOVIE. Everyone might know this but me. I feel like I am getting a lot of intel about this movie much later than everyone else and I don't know why.)

Chewbacca, Donald Glover and Alden Ehrenreich

Donald Glover looks handsome as ever; he is one of the few men alive, I think, who can fully dress like your stylish dad getting married in 1978 and get away with it in the current day. Chewbacca and Alden, of course, look classic.

Emilia Clarke in Dior

This is decent! I mean, Dior has done and will do worse. I sort of want to see it on Helen Mirren?

Emilia Clarke

These earrings are DIVINE.

Elizabeth Debicki in Valentino

This is both sort of good, and sort of like a high fashion version of what you'd wear on your final, fatal trip to the Tower of London.

Winnie Harlow

I mean. This is revealing, certainly, but also kind of ridiculously great for Cannes? It's like molton silver on her. There are very few places where you can really deploy a dress like this, but Cannes is one of them.

Winnie Harlow

It's SO DRAMATIC.

Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany

"Are we in this movie?" "I don't think so." "No, hang on. Let me pull up my IMDB app. No, Paul, you ARE in this movie." "I am?! That's GREAT!"

Izabel Goulart

This is likewise...very Cannes. And also like one of those overly complex sports bras my Instagram feed wants me to buy.

Doutzen Kroes

Compared to what the rest of the modeltariat generally wears to Cannes, this feels so cool and fresh. Like a mint. But pants.

Lais Ribeiro

That said, this is lovely too. Also minty!

Michael Pitt

Michael Pitt is NOT in Solo, but I feel like I could have lied and said he was, and you might have bought it.

'Alessandra Ambrosio

Right, right, right. As you were.

Michelle Rodriguez

Oh, Michelle. This is...not the greatest idea you've ever had in your entire life. 

Maria Borges

She is one of my FAVORITE models, but this feels a little bit like her dress is part pastry.

Sara Sampaio

And this dress is more than just a bit bird.

Georgia Fowler

And this dress is barely even a dress.

Joe Alwyn

I thought you might want to eyeball Taylor Swift's boyfriend. He IS good-looking. He's not in this movie either, but apparently he DOES play Robert Dudley in that Saoirse Ronan movie about Mary Queen of Scots that I feel like was meant to have come out already.

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Cannes is a rich tapestry.

John Travolta

I fully agree, John!

The SOLO Premiere at Cannes Had EVERYTHING

Models! Panties! Toupees! Chewbacca! A Michael Jackson impersonator!