Busy Philipps in Monique Lhuillier

I mean. What a DISH. The Best Sexy Tootsie 2020 race is starting HOT.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Gucci

She's obvously also a dish; is it weird that my big note on this look is that I think the buttons on the wide belt are sorta weird?

Amy Poehler in Sergio Hudson

DING DONG! This looks good here, but it looked GREAT on TV. 

Shailene Woodley in Balmain

This is pretty good! I can't decide if I hate that circular detail or kinda dig it.

Ana de Armas in Ralph & Russo

I MEAN YES. This is SO great -- and grand -- on her. This is her first major awards show and she (and stylist Karla Welch, who had a GREAT night) totally nailed it. It's perfect.

Beanie Feldstein in Oscar de la Renta

This was both bluer and sparklier on TV -- I think we lose a little bit of it against that step-and-repeat. It's good, though, and her head looks fantastic.

Marin Hinkle, Tony Shalhoub

Sure! I couldn't get a shot of her without Tony, but I assume that side of Marin's body isn't, like, covered in fabric boils or something similarly wacky.

Margot Robbie in Chanel

When she was talking to Seacrest, I thought this might be wide-legged pants, and I'm...sorta sorry it's not?

Giuliana Rancic

This is a little underwhelming, but imagine it in, say, green?

Saoirse Ronan in Celine

A little sideboob for Saoirse, okay! It's sort of fun to see someone who so rarely goes sexy veer into it.

Saoirse Ronan in Celine

She might be a little washed out? (No slinky slip dress will ever top that amazing green Calvin Klein one she wore, right?)

Caroline Aaron

I mean! A classic option.

Lucy Boynton in Louis Vuitton

This is like high-fashion Jiffy Pop. (She is mostly working it, though it is objectively ridiculous. I both hate the shoes and feel that if platforms come back, I'm prepared.)

Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks

Last I saw, Rita's hair and makeup people were almost an hour and a half late. She looks great, so if she did this herself: GOOD FOR YOU.

Christina Applegate in Pamella Rolland

Okay? I'm unmoved but I'm not, like, MAD. (This was striped, which is hard to tell in this shot.) 

Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Ralph & Russo

And this was MUCH more sparkly on TV than it is here. I love it. 

Naomi Watts in Armani

This is VERY on-brand for her, but her brand is pretty elegant, so carry on.

Leslie Bibb in Honor

In the grand tradition of, uh, the rest of this slideshow, this was ALSO shinier on TV. This dress is charming, but I might have styled it a little differently. How? Great question.

I just thought this photo was funny. This is a portrait of two and a half people GOSSIPING.

Carol Burnett

Carol is a timeless treasure and I shall NOT hear otherwise.

Rachel Weisz in Tom Ford

This was ALSO all sparkly at the top; this ain't revoluationary, but also she looks great, so...

Cynthia Erivo in Thom Browne

Cynthia is like, "let me show you what that dress would look like if it were just like 20% more over the top." The lining -- of which I didn't get a photo -- is all peonies! It's lovely.

Natasha Lyonne in Moschino

I hope this dress does, as its ruching implies, raise and lower like a pair of bedroom blinds. (Her head looks great.)

Ellen Degeneres

This is pretty good. (I am not a huge Ellen fan so my first instinct is to be a bit irked by her but I have to admit that this is fine.) 

Winnie Harlow in LaQuan Smith

I believe this is ALL fringe, and I hope the afterparty has dancing.

Kate McKinnon in Prabal Gurung

This seems on brand; MANY people were on brand upon this night.

Helen Mirren and Meryl Streep

This was the only snap I could get of Meryl and her shiny -- and very pretty dress -- but it's now also the photo I'm using on my passport. The entire photo.

We Got a LOT of Sparkles at the 2020 Golden Globes

And some of them were so, so, so good.