
I have to apologize for the fact that she doesn't look as lively here as she truly is -- this was the best shot I have of this dress. Which I think is very fun and glam on her -- although the slit might be a little high in a way that makes it feel a little sarong-y?

The big winner here was January Jones, who commented on Christina's Instagram, "You looked stunning babe! I forgot how much I love watching you walk." Which was sweet. Everyone misses each other! I actually like this dress on her a lot, even though it feels like the hem somewhat lost the plot, but of course insert my usual blah blah about Marchesa. (I still cannot believe they didn't rebrand that line and give themselves a whole Reinvention Without Harvey story arc in all the glossy magazines. I would have bet my rent.)

I LOVE Chrishell, and she looks like a total dish here. The hair gives her a Heidi Klum vibe -- in a good way.

This is pretty unobjectionable -- but I also have confidence that Bebe is actually more interesting than this.

Erin is an E! host, I believe (she also does the "sideline" stuff on Dodgeball Thunderdome, for those of you who needed to know such a show exists). This outfit looks like a cheerleader who lost a bet to the opposing team's squad and had to go to Homecoming in a dress they made out of their leftover stuff.

But the makeup really needed work. Her left eye looks overloaded.

Sofia presented, and this had a very effective shape on TV. I actually really appreciate the drama of it. She could pull any NUMBER of blackmail items out of that skirt.

Lauren, of Superstore, co-hosted the E! red carpet discussion, and brought the appropriate level of drama. Although she ALSO has too much eye makeup on. There is a smoky eye, and then there is one burnt to cinders.

At least she worked that dress.
