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Billy Porter in Stephen Jones Millinery

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10481435km) Billy Porter 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

God bless Billy for wearing a hat that looks like a lotus root chip.

Billy Porter in Thom Brown

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10481435jv) Billy Porter 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

Truly, though, as usual, this is a pleasure.  He looks like an incredibly chic bishop, a leader of a church I'd like to attend.

Christina Aguilera in Jean Paul Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10481435ln) Christina Aguilera 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

With the caveat that I wish her shoes were slightly more cream, this is ALSO great.

Christina Aguilera in Jean Paul Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10481435nz) Christina Aguilera 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

It's REAL dramatic and it also reminded me that Xtina exists -- not that I ever TRULY forgot, but you feel me.

Lizzo in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10484298bo) Lizzo arrives at the American Music Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 2019 American Music Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

This dress is VERY cute and fun on her, but I wouldn't exactly call it a statement...

Lizzo's Teeny Bag

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10481435fk) Lizzo, bag detail 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

...but this extremely tiny purse is a statement. It's like a purse for a doll! It's VERY amusing.

Billie Eilish in Burberry, duh.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (10482220er) Billie Eilish 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

Let me put it this way: I admire Billie for figuring out ways to stick to her general aesthetic and make it fashion. I obviously think this is moderately bonkers for the general public, but it's very on brand for her, and the AMAs is a good place to do this.

Billie Eilish in Burberry, duh.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Christopher Polk/Variety/Shutterstock (10481443fn) Billie Eilish 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

Insert your Handmaid's Tale crack here.

Meg Donnelly in Afffair FF

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10484290au) Meg Donnelly 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

She's very pretty and her head looks great! This sort of feels like they were in the middle of draping a dress entirely of tulle and then talked themselves into believing the half-done part was perfect.

Halsey in Marc Jacobs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10484290bh) Halsey 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

Thought we should really start off with this eye makeup, which sort of makes her look like a futuristic interpretation of a Botticelli painting.

Halsey in Marc Jacobs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10484290bi) Halsey 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

I kinda wonder if the makeup and the dress are too much together, though? (I dig what a 70s salad the dress is, in general.) DISCUSS.

Ciara in Balmain

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (10482220bu) Ciara 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

This truly feels correct. It's also very funny. Ciara, a necklace is not a top!

Toni Braxton

American Music Awards 2019 - Press Room held at the Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Toni Braxton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Nov 2019 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

TONI! This is like a peignoir. (Although Toni does LOVE a high leg-slit, and this right in her wheelhouse. My heart is not broken to see it.)

Shania Twain

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10481435ie) Shania Twain 47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019

Oh, Shania. I truly feel that I could have been more impressed by this.

Some Folks Really WENT THERE On the AMAs Red Carpet!
Long may they reign.

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