Ruth Wilson

AAARGH. We really need to stop with the word straps and belts and such. 

Lena Dunham

Lena looks cute, but are her feet tied up in rags?

Jessica Biel

Perhaps this could've gone with drama above the equator OR below, but not both.

Rebecca Hall in Gabriela Hearst

She looks beautiful, until the shoes, which look like melted T-straps.

and in more Gabriela Hearst

Well, look, after the Kardashian slideshow yesterday, a full turtleneck layered under a dress looks like an act of rebellion.

Salma Hayek

She is ALSO still wearing terrible Gucci platforms, but the outfit is quite good. MUCH better, in fact. IS THIS AN AWAKENING?

Angela Sarafyan

I hope she enjoyed the lobster.

Zosia Mamet

Those pants are fired.

Christina Ricci

She only has stripes on one sleeve. Does that signify rank? Is she a General yet?

Priyanka Chopra

Is that white and cream? Are we complicating this already bizarre mishmash with fighting slices of the color wheel?

Anne Heche

This almost feels like she's regretting not going to Coachella.

Jake Gyllenhaal

In case you were wondering, yes, Jake still has the beard. I think he will have it forevermore.

Elisabeth Moss in Rosetta Getty

A Handmaid's Tale is a grim project, to be sure, but this feels dour on her.

Alexis Bledel in J. Mendel

I can't wait to watch this. Lena from the Pants movies and Rory Gilmore are sort of similar, in a lot of regards, and I am excited to see Alexis in something totally different.

Madeline Brewer

Another precariously balanced coat. The dress underneath is great; I don't think it really NEEDED the jacket.

Rosemarie DeWitt

This is very pretty. And by the way, we have entered the patterns portion of the festivities.

Zoey Deutch in Chloe

I approve.

Samira Wiley

At first, I thought this was all gold, and just catching the light weirdly. But instead it does actually appear to be blue and gold, like very expensive algae creeping across a lake.

Jenny Slate

This is gorgeous. Jenny has been all-in on prints, and I appreciate it very much.

Rose Byrne

Come on, Gaston, grab a torch. We're going to kill those shoes.

Juno Temple

I don't know WHAT is happening on HER feet. Her dress might be a peyote hallucination, but it's not painful, at least.

Maggie Siff

I think... hmm. I wish it were just a skirt. The top seems really constricting.

Iman

Bless Iman for simply being Iman.

Carrie Coon

That dress is some tricky science right there. She's not only making it work, though, but she wore good shoes. They're creative! They're not white pumps! The world is throwing Fug Nation a bone!

Debra Winger

And, we even have a rare Debra Winger sighting.

Zachary Quinto

And Zachary Quinto looking like a socially awkward chem teacher.

Common

And finally, here is Common, looking exactly like Common should. Thank God for that mercy. I'm sorry I made you wait so long for him. but it felt like I was building suspense. I will never withhold the Common again.

Alert: We Have a Common Sighting at the Tribeca Film Festival

And a boatload of other people, too, but isn't he a priority? Yes.