The UCLA Mattel Children's Hospital Gala

Jaime King in Oscar de la Renta

UCLA Mattel Children's Hospital's Kaleidoscope 5 Featuring: Jaime King Where: Culver City, California, United States When: 06 May 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

As far as I am concerned, this entire look is a DELIGHT. It's so festive!

Molly Sims in Tadashi Shoji

UCLA Mattel Children's Hospital's Kaleidoscope 5 Featuring: Molly Sims Where: Culver City, California, United States When: 06 May 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

...this might be a little too festive.

Geena Davis

This is just festive enough.

Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada

UCLA Mattel Children's Hospital's Kaleidoscope 5 Featuring: Gwyneth Paltrow Where: Culver City, California, United States When: 06 May 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

And Goop is like, "let me be your pattern palate cleanser. But! I don't want to be dull. Ergo, this ensemble will involve a crop top AND a slit all the way up to my freshly-steamed vagina. CARRY ON!"