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# The Ultimate Kardashian/Jenner Katch-Up
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-ultimate-kardashianjenner-katch-up/
- Published: 2017-04-25T14:45:03.000Z
- Updated: 2017-04-25T04:24:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Kendall

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/04/ffn_defaultlightbox_52361812-1493075410.jpg)

52361812 Model Kendall Jenner was was seen out for lunch at Cuvee in West Hollywood, California on March 30, 2017\. The reality TV star was wearing a strange stripped shirt that stretched down and wrapped around her ankles FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Let's group them all together, beginning with Kendall, in the outfit that it MOST killed me not to bring to you right when it happened. You may think the biggest sin here is just that we can see her shirt -- which is Balenciaga, by the way, and which must have committed a grave sin in order to be roped into this -- fully poking through the leg of her shorts. But no. That is a quaint little eccentricity compared with...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52361817-1493075435.jpg)

52361817 Model Kendall Jenner was was seen out for lunch at Cuvee in West Hollywood, California on March 30, 2017\. The reality TV star was wearing a strange stripped shirt that stretched down and wrapped around her ankles FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

... the fact that they connect to her ankles via a glorified ribbon, as if the pants themselves had a side seam detail and she had some poor Kris Jenner houseboy cut the rest of them away. She made SHACKLES, y'all. It's shackles for summer. Let's ALL dress like we've been arrested for fashion crimes.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52345931-1493075384.jpg)

52345931 Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, and Kourtney Kardashian arriving to film for the reality show 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ in Thousand Oaks, California on March 15, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

That is a Gucci camisole, and Kendall + Kylie brand sweatpants -- yes, apparently they are classified as such -- that are not available online anymore, so I can't squawk about how much they cost. [I did find a Monse knockoff shirt for $150, though](https://kendall-kylie.com/collections/all/products/spring-2017-sleeve-wrap-top?variant=37675343758&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Also, until right now, I did not know they HAD a clothing line. Do not miss, either, that she's wearing matching furry slides.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52345929-1493075372.jpg)

52345929 Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, and Kourtney Kardashian arriving to film for the reality show 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ in Thousand Oaks, California on March 15, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Just drink this in for a second.

## in ALC

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52320344-1493075247.jpg)

52320344 Model Kendall Jenner is spotted on a night out at Dover Street Market in London, England, UK on February 20, 2017\. Kendall was wearing a gold velvet dress and thigh high black boots on her night out. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

That could be worse. So much worse.

## in Burberry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52320609-1493075259.jpg)

52320609 Models Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are spotted on a night out in London, UK on February 20, 2017\. The pair made their first stop at Annabel's. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

This is rather a mess. It's designer, but it looks like Kris has been doing a LOT of stress-kniting for her children.

## in Off-White

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52332856-1493075291.jpg)

52332856 Celebrities attend the Off-White Fall/Winter 2017 Fashion Show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on March 2, 2017\. Celebrities attend the Off-White Fall/Winter 2017 Fashion Show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on March 2, 2017\. Pictured: Kendall Jenner FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Well, the "off" part seems true.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52335530-1493075316.jpg)

52335530 Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne seen leaving the Royal Monceau hotel in Paris, France on March 4 2017\. Jenner and Delevingne are in Paris for fashion week. After they left they went out with friends to the Matignon club and the Arc nightclub. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Are these the bootaloons we have long suspected will exist? Sometimes they turn out to be pants that seamlessly meld with booties, but those sure look like boots that go allllll the way up.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52332714-1493075280.jpg)

52332714 Model Kendall Jenner arrives at LVMH HQ in Paris, France on March 2, 2017\. Kendall has been busy this week attending the fashion shows during Paris Fashion Week. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

She was coming and going here from the Louis Vuitton show, so I'm assuming that's the provenance of the outfit. The cummebund looks like tissue paper. And their boots never quite work on people. Those are such an aggressively weird height.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52335609-1493075330.jpg)

52335609 Model Kendall Jenner leaving the Chanel store and arriving at L'Esplanade restaurant in Paris, France on March 5, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Well. Those are freaky as hell.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52310876-1493075152.jpg)

52310876 Model Kendall Jenner was seen sporting Tupac shirt while out in New York City, New York on February 10, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I guess when life makes you bored of basketweaving, you just turn it into a skirt.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52337934-1493075349.jpg)

52337934 Celebrities are seen leaving the Grand Palais after Chanel show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 7, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities are seen leaving the Grand Palais after Chanel show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 7, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Kendall Jenner FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Oh my God, those khakis. The shoes are no great shakes either, but any pelvis that was alive in the early '80s just shuddered, "Oooooh."

## Kylie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52385365-1493075593.jpg)

52385365 Kylie Jenner continues the grand opening celebration of Sugar Factory American Brasserie at the Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas, Nevada on April 22, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

And now we move on to Kylie, who looks shockingly normal here. I also read that all her Coachella dye jobs are wigs, so we don't have to worry about the health of her follicles. That makes SENSE -- empirically, I could tell the length was not always uniform -- but still. I don't put multiple dye jobs past them.

## Kylie Jenner Dines In NYC

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52313786-1493075177.jpg)

52313786 Reality star Kylie Jenner and her boyfriend Tyga out enjoy dinner at Serafina restaurant in the Meat Packing District, New York City, NY on February 12, 2017\. Kylie is currently in NYC for New York Fashion Week. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

I assume those are [Kim's see-through boots](../../what-the-fugs-kardashians-and-hadids-and-stuff-09-2016). And that belt does not make it look any less like she borrowed one of Kanye's jean jackets.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52374910-1493075540.jpg)

52374910 Model and TV personality Kylie Jenner made a bold statement in a a pair of purple knee high boots as she arrived at a party in West Hollywood, California on April 11, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

In the great and terrible universe of Jenner fashion choices, this one is going to be lost to the sands of time because it's not insane.

## Kourtney

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52312258-1493075166.jpg)

52312258 Pre-GRAMMY Gala and Salute to Industry Icons, Cilve Davis Party held a The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 2/12/17\. Pre-GRAMMY Gala and Salute to Industry Icons, Cilve Davis Party held a The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 2/12/17\. Kourtney Kardashian FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

This is UNSPEAKABLE. The thing with some outfits is, if there is something pretty to recommend it -- beading, or construction -- then I can sometimes see how people get tempted into bad choices. I cannot AT ALL figure out what enticed Kourtney into this bear trap of a shitstorm.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52376775-1493075551.jpg)

52376775 TV personality Kourtney Kardashian and her husband Scott Disick seem to be getting along recently as the two of them went out for a playdate with their kids at a bowling alley in Calabasas, California on April 14, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Sometimes Kourtney goes outside in stuff that's achingly 80s casual, but she's just out and about being a mom, so it makes me wonder if maybe she's actually relatable...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52359596-1493075396.jpg)

52359596 Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is seen taking her son to his weekly art class in Woodland Hills, California on March 28, 2017\. Kourtney has been receiving backlash after posting a picture on Instagram of her kids sitting on the hood of her $122,000 Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

... and then she wears stuff like this, which was to take her kid to art class, and she loses me again.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52323415-1493075271.jpg)

52323415 Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is spotted leaving a studio in Los Angeles, California on February 23, 2017\. Kourtney was spotted out attending a late night church service last night with Justin Bieber. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

This doesn't work as a shirt OR as a wet suit.

## Kourtney Kardashian Leaves Catch LA With A Friend

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52362547-1493075459.jpg)

52362547 Kourtney Kardashian is spotted with a friend leaving Catch LA in West Hollywood, California on March 30, 2017\. Kourtney was wearing sandals personalized with 'Kourt' written on them. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

The Kards have been in a knee-length shorts phase right now, so do with that what you will. Kourtney is here also modeling the Lingerie-Ish Shirt thing that you'll see Khloe is obsessed with right now, but she is also wearing personalized shoes.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52362553-1493075470.jpg)

52362553 Kourtney Kardashian is spotted with a friend leaving Catch LA in West Hollywood, California on March 30, 2017\. Kourtney was wearing sandals personalized with 'Kourt' written on them. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Personalized PLASTIC shoes.

## Khloe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52341891-1493075360.jpg)

52341891 Reality stars Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian film their reality show 'Keeping Up With The Kardashian's' in Los Angeles, California on March 10, 2017\. The family took Kim's daughter North and Kourtney's daughter Penelope to Color Me Mine for the show. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

So, after first deploying this [in October with her mother](../../what-the-fug-khloe-kardashian-10-2016), Khloe decieded to double down.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52369035-1493075492.jpg)

52369035 Reality star Khloe Kardashian is spotted wearing a lingerie top while she stops by a studio in Los Angeles, California on April 5, 2017\. Rumors are spreading that Khloe's boyfriend Tristan Thompson is ready to propose to Khloe. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

And then triple-down.

## Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian Out For Lunch In Los Angeles

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52371090-1493075503.jpg)

52371090 Reality stars Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are spotted out for lunch at Fabrocinis restaurant at the Beverly Glen in Los Angeles, California on April 7, 2017\. Kim is celebrating the 10 year anniversary of her sex tape that has raked in over $100 million dollars. The girls went out for ice cream at the Deli after lunch to commemorate the occasion. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I wasn't kidding about the shorts, either. Oh, to tap into the inner monologue of that man who's just trying to eat his lunch.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52308061-1493075141.jpg)

52308061 Reality stars Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are spotted out for lunch at Cafe Vega in Sherman Oaks, California on February 8, 2017\. Kim was sporting some futuristic sunglasses and a black leather jacket. Kim was missing her lip piercing that she debuted last month. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

We don't need laces on these, do we? Pants are not shoes.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52382526-1493075562.jpg)

52382526 Reality stars Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are seen leaving a studio with their sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Los Angeles, California on April 20, 2017\. Afterwards the girls went out to lunch at the Little Next Door Restaurant. Reality stars Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are seen leaving a studio with their sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Los Angeles, California on April 20, 2017\. Afterwards the girls went out to lunch at the Little Next Door Restaurant. Pictured: Khloe Kardashian FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

And likewise, shoes are not pants.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52384248-1493075583.jpg)

52384248 TV personality Khloe Kardashian was looking red hot in a sexy and revealing dress as she arrived at a studio in Los Angeles, California on April 21, 2017\. Khloe paired her dress with a matching red handbag and red lipstick to complete a fabulous look. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

She really does look like she is having an embarrassing wardrobe mishap, and that nobody likes her enough to tell her.

## Kim

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52316490-1493075237.jpg)

52316490 Reality star and busy mom Kim Kardashian rocks and all purple ensemble while out and about in New York City, New York on February 15, 2017\. Rumors continue to swirl that Kim's marriage to Kanye West is on the rocks. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

And now, to Kim, who keeps going bra-less in tight shirts.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52315019-1493075190.jpg)

52315019 Reality star and busy mom Kim Kardashian is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on February 14, 2017\. Kim needed some assistance from her bodyguard to walk through the snow in her heels! FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I feel the need to point out the konundrum that Kim wore this in NYC on the exact same day...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52316282-1493075215.jpg)

52316282 Reality star Kim Kardashian is spotted out and about on February 14, 2017 in New York City, New York. Kim was showing off a new lip ring during the outing. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

... on which she also wore this. That does not add up for me.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52363316-1493075481.jpg)

52363316 Reality star sisters Kim and Khloe Kardashian are seen stopping for lunch in Los Angeles after leaving a studio in Culver City, California on March 31, 2017\. It is being reported that 36 year old Kim will undergo uterine surgery soon in a final attempt to have one more child with her husband Kanye West. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Because obviously she has to HOLD OPEN the jacket that she is also sliding off the opposite shoulder.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52361854-1493075449.jpg)

52361854 Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian steps out for lunch in Beverly Hills, California on March 30, 2017\. The 36 year old will undergo uterine surgery soon in final attempt to have one more child with her husband, Kanye West. Her marriage has also been rumored to be on the rocks as of late. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Friend, your shapewear is falling off.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52292753-1493075131.jpg)

52292753 Reality star Kim Kardashian stops by a studio in Los Angeles, California on January 24, 2017\. Kim has stayed away from this weeks Paris Fashion Week after getting robbed the last time she was in Paris. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I mean, they're not her FORMAL double-lace pants, so the shirt is totally normal with them.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52382568-1493075572.jpg)

52382568 Reality stars Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are seen leaving a studio with their sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Los Angeles, California on April 20, 2017\. Afterwards the girls went out to lunch at the Little Next Door Restaurant. Reality stars Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are seen leaving a studio with their sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Los Angeles, California on April 20, 2017\. Afterwards the girls went out to lunch at the Little Next Door Restaurant. Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

What is that on her shirt? HAS SHE DRAGGED THE VIRGIN MARY INTO THIS?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52333610-1493075304.jpg)

52333610 Actress Kim Kardashian was spotted wearing a revealing outfit while dining out at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood, California on March 2, 2017\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

And then WORDS.

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