The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Premiere

Tiffany Haddish in Alexandre Vauthier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (12899989go) Tiffany Haddish 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' special film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Apr 2022

This is just foxy. She makes those 80s nighttime glam shoulders WORK.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (12899989gu) Tiffany Haddish 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' special film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Apr 2022

The slit is a leeeeeettle perilous.

Kesha

Every time I see her, all I can think is, "I hope she is okay." This Dr. Luke stuff keeps dragging on, and that must make it extremely, extremely hard for her to heal from any of it.

Ike Barinholtz

I'm trying to imagine him and Nic Cage in a scene together. They feel like wildly different styles. I guess if I see this movie, I might not have to imagine. Maybe Nic Cage needs a series called Imagine Nic Cage in a Scene With... and you just stick a different performer in there each week and they go off. Maggie Smith! Christine Baranski! Brett Goldstein! Sterling K. Brown! Mandy Moore! And so on.

Lily Mo Sheen

She is the child of Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen -- I almost typed "Martin" which would be SCANDALOUS -- and she really is a pretty even mix of them. MAYBE she tips more Sheen? I like her suit more than the shoes. I think it's smart for her to find a style lane that's different from her mom's.

Weston Cage

I suspect you did not need me to tell you that this is Nic Cage's child. He looks like if you cast Nic Cage in an action movie about Jesus. Oh wow, please someone make that movie. It's about to get super sacrilegious up in here, so move along if you need to... but what can we call it? BODY OF CHRIST? SIGN OF THE CROSS? MANGER DANGER? Can Crucifictorious play on the soundtrack???

Nicky Whelan

This continues to be a perplexing moment in the history of pants. Her shirt is also making a real go of confusing the hell out of me. Is it TUCKED INTO HER BRA? Outside of elementary school, people don't need to make crop tops thusly.

Pedro Pascal

Pedro looks like he's learned the JUICIEST secret and he's absolutely dying to tell even though he promised he wouldn't. (He's going to tell. He just is.)(Cue that song from Search for the Holy Grail: "He's going to tell.... he's going to TELL...")

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (12899989ah) Pedro Pascal 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' special film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 18 Apr 2022

I couldn't deny you Full-Body Leaning Pedro. whose suit looks like he's wearing pedestrian-safety reflectors around his arms.

Nic Cage

Mandatory Credit: Photo by RINGO CHIU/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12900066k) Nicolas Cage poses on the red carpet during the premiere of 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' at the DGA Theater in Los Angeles, California, USA, 18 April 2022. The movie will be released in US theaters on 22 April. Premiere of 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' in Los Angeles, USA - 18 Apr 2022

This man has gone through so many hair/aesthetic changes in his career, but this is his timeless one. I guess he knows what to come back to? Parenthetically, I just saw most of "Pig" and that movie ended up being WAY more about the Portland food scene than I anticipated for something that was pitched as "porcine John Wick."