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# The Venice Opening Ceremony Delivered Plenty of Glam
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-venice-opening-ceremony-delivered-plenty-of-glam-08-2023/
- Published: 2023-08-31T17:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2023-08-31T17:28:29.000Z
- Description: If not as many stars.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Venice Film Festival, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/venice-opening-ceremony/)

At first I mistyped "ceremony" as "caremony," and I've decided I'm going to start using that term. I'm going to quit this job and become a grifter self-help guru who encourages people to hold daily caremonies for themselves. My book, *Standing on Caremony*, will be blurbed by Gwyneth Paltrow, with whom we will release a branded line of no-burn candles. They simply *evaporate*. Don't tell the Glade people.

Anyhoo, Venice began without as many internationally famous faces, but hey, nobody told the gowns that. I have a small obsession with this one on Madisin Rian.

###### \[Photos: Maria Laura Antonelli, David Fisher/Shutterstock, Stephane Cardinale/Corbis via Getty Images, Jacopo Raule/FilmMagic, Manuele Mangiarotti, Simone Comi/ipa-agency/Shutterstock, Elisabetta A. Villa, Pascal Le Segretain, Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images\]