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# The Victoria Beckham x Target Launch Party
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-victoria-beckham-x-target-launch-party/
- Published: 2017-04-04T20:45:19.000Z
- Updated: 2017-04-04T05:39:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663507360_master-1491280713.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Zoe Saldana attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

I can't entirely recall what all here is VB and what isn't. I feel like it's the pants, from glancing at the preview site? But it's hard to tell. This outfit looks like the kind of thing that renders a bit cheap unless you are a person of Zoe Saldana's genetic blessings. I do not think even she is carrying the shoes, though.

## Jordana Brewster

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663508482_master-1491280727.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Jordana Brewster attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

This is one of the few dresses I thought might turn out to be cute AND also seemed even REMOTELY appropriate for someone my age, but I've severly lowered my expectations for quality because Target's last few have been pretty bad.

## Kate Mara

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663525396_master-1491280761.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Kate Mara attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

The words "mint green pleated shorts" are not comforting to me. This looks like the kind of thing someone wears at the country club so they can pretend they have a time booked on the tennis courts, but actually just sit around drinking cocktails all day. And Kate's shoes are from my nightmares.

## Naomie Harris

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663511584_master-1491280743.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Naomie Harris attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

She, as usual, can make something that's vaguely uniform-adjacent seem nice.

## Jessica Alba

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663498588_master-1491280698.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Jessica Alba attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

Jessica looks completely cool and normal in a way that I find super reassuring.

## Ashley Madekwe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663545634-1491280840.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Ashley Madekwe attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

That dress is part of the line, I believe. It looks fine on her, but... again, I wonder if it's best viewed from a distance.

## Camilla Belle

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663525532_master-1491280777.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Camilla Belle attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

This is so monstrous on her that it should have a criminal record.

## Jessica Alba's shoes

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663498752-1491280792.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Jessica Alba, shoe detail, attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

I'm not sure whence these came, but they're summery and fun.

## Naomie's clutch

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663499816-1491280806.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Naomie Harris, fashion detail, attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

That's a fetching use of wicker. Have I ever said that before?

## Camilla Belle's shoes

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-663552620-1491280822.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 01: Actress Camilla Belle, shoe detail, attends Victoria Beckham for Target Launch Event on April 1, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,)

I want to use that ribbon on my next round of birthday gifts.

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