Maria Borges

Maria is basically MY FAVORITE alongside Liu Wen, so I love seeing her look so dramatic and fabulous and WHOLLY unique, rather than just trotting out some Julien Macdonald webbing.

Devon Windsor in Julien Macdonald

LIKE SO. Honestly, Bella Hadid basically did this last year at this event, so it's also getting boring.

Karlie Kloss

This feels like Karlie saying, "I am outgrowing this party."  

Sara Sampaio in Naeem Khan

"I'M NOT," shrieks this in reponse.

Adriana Lima in Mugler

Well, I sure am glad she had a spare bedsheet to save her from having a fanged bodice and no pants.

Bella Hadid in Alexandre Vauthier

This is also a mess. The shoes look like her feet are sliding around in them, and it looks like separates she tossed together (when it was, in fact, custom-made for her). The skirt is actually sort of pretty, but it's not conversing sanely with the top.

Lais Ribeiro in Zuhair Murad

This is kicky, but in an Older Kook kind o way.

I like it better from the back, but I'm also not sure it needs ALL of the business on both sides.

Jasmine Tookes

There is a lot of prettiness here that I wish we could... rewrap slightly.

Lily Aldridge in Alexandre Vauther

This is one of the more reasonable outfits. i feel like some girls are going to take this photo to the... I don't know, Ye Olde Prom Shoppe.  

Romee Strijd

She's... a rhinestone cowgirl, I guess? Who is wearing the wrong shoes.  

Elsa Hosk

I'm not really sure VS needs a cheerleading team, but thanks, Elsa!

Stella Maxwell

I am humming the chorus to "It Would Be Great If It Were Lined (But It's Not)(IT NEVER IS)."

Candice Swanepoel

She is clearly in costume as the hostess at a gentlemen's club called Athens.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Versace

"How can we top the Kardashians half-wearing a coat? By half-wearing a HALF-COAT."

Leila Nda

I wonder if this is Mugler, also, because the cut of that shoulder reminds me of what Hailee Steinfeld wore to the VMAs.

Georgia Fowler in Julien Macdonald

I thought this was going to be Versace. To the point where Julien Macdonald may owe her a commission.

Taylor Hill

And THIS is awfully reminiscent of Jennifer Lopez at the Oscars, but strangely more naked.

Josephine Skriver

I can't tell if this is doing a great or terribe job of wrangling her boobs. I THINK it's succeeding at it?

Liu Wen

I know we can't really see her outfit, but YAWN, it was a lacy top with a black bra. I just liked that the photo was different.

Nadine Leopold in Julien Macdonald

How secure do we think the stitching is here? That waistband could pop off at any moment.

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, Expo Center, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Which might be a relief to her, as right this second it's giving her a wedgie.

Alecia Morais

I enjoy the idea that Alecia was like, "You know what? I have been wearing complicated shit ALL DAY. I'M OUT."

Grace Bol

"I am ALSO on Team Out."

Martha Hunt

"THREE IS A TREND. I'm too tired for this."

Zuri Tibby

"NOT ME! Which way is the Woodstock-themed Ren Faire?!?"

The VS Afterparty Was All Models, Asymmetry, and Pizza

They do apparently have a REAL pizza party, but I'm speaking of GFY slang for sheers.